you know i always found that due to DDR, i gained the ability to move my body faster if fast music is playing
i.e. i cannot move my feet fast enough to even beat HVAM off of a ddr pad, but get me on one and i can move faster than FAXX
one day i tried doing this while making thrusting motions and beating off (seperate times of day)
as i had guessed, it worked
and i injured my dick for a good three or four days due to burning it from friction
needless to say, next time i'm having sex, i'm going to put my mp3 player on and play juggernaut, winnipeg is fucking over, or probably just some devin townsend shit lmao
plus you know some guys are going to use this up their ass and get it stuck there/tear their intestines when the track accidentally shuffles to speedcore dandy |