[Hortence:The Muleface Mod]

[noteworthy sequel] is also a terrible game because [new gameplay element] detracts from the experience as a whole, and they took out the [old gameplay element few people cared for] while leaving in the [old gameplay element which was largely irrelevant to how the game plays anyway].

[Reference to shoddy NES game which is completely dissimilar to the game being reviewed save for one minor element].