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Old 09-16-2006, 01:36 PM   #2
GOD GODDY
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I'm gonna be Frank Straight, ok?

1. You've known her for a week tops, you are not in love.
2. She is telling you rape stories, she's gonna be a burden on you.
3. She is telling you rape stories, that's creepy.
4. She watches and talks about gore, that's awesome.
5. She watches and talks about gore, but she got raped, and talks about being raped, and then says she hates talks on the street about rape. Stop talking about rape.

Here is what you do in a situation like this:

1. Hide in her closet.
2. Wait until she is sleeping.
3. Put on a funny mask.
3a. ??????
4. Rape her!

On second thought, rape her while having this expression the entire time.

Please don't get confused with the word "rake" otherwise she might like it.
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