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Old 09-28-2006, 08:38 PM   #9
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At my high school, during the fall and spring months they would have the courtyard open before school so people could hang out outside while dreading their first class.

On any given day we had the following (please pardon the stereotypes, but its true):
Skater and grunge kids playing hacky sack
Mexicans playing spades at a table in the corner
Three black guys playing rap, and the rest of the courtyard forced to listen
A group of goth kids moping in a dark corner
Jocks sitting in the middle with their cheerleader girlfriends, talking about the upcoming weekend

Seeing as how we were all too young to smoke cigarettes (and that it was against the rules), someone came up with a plan for how to smoke in the courtyard without getting caught.

They would take an empty soda can and poke a hole in the bottom. Then, they would light a cigarette and push it up through the hole, holding it in with their fingers at the bottom. To the casual observer, it would look like you were holding a can of Pepsi. But when they put the can to their lips, they would get a taste of wonderful Marlboro goodness.
This is actually an age-old thing you would do with joints at concerts. I think you can see some people doing it on a Grateful Dead DVD I have, actually.

Similarly, I had a buddy who would always show up to local concerts with a big ass paper cup of Coke (like you get at a movie theater) with a lid and a straw. If anyone wanted a sip, they drank from the straw and tasted Coke. But the straw actually led to a small cup inside of the big cup that he was holding, which was filled with liquor (usually vodka). So he would pop the lid off and take a swig, and get the vodka. No one ever knew he was doing it. He never got caught. Hell, he probably still does it at concerts at his college...
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