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Old 10-17-2006, 04:56 PM   #10
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Shoe Hostage.
A small script made from spam clips
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It was a dark, dark night. The sudden sound of thunder awakend me from my sleep.
Half-awake, I sat up on my bed, my feet searching for my house shoes.
My left foot slipped into it's respectful shoe, leaving my right foot rubbing the hard wood.
And it was like that for a while before I looked down and realized my right shoe was missing!
(Du-duh-DUUUUNN!!!)
Before I could act, the phone rang... I carefully moved towards the telephone, picked it up,
and waited for a voice on the other side.

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Good Day
Who are you?

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I have...the shoe. time is runing out!!
How did you find me? ...who are you anyway?

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I managed to get your contact details through the internet...
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We meet in a dark alleyway..

Please give me my shoe

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we can negotiate it
How much do you want?

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$32-$35 with the shipping
Are you joking?

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i am serious...
I can't give you that.

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if u have interest in the shoe...
Okay, fine... I'll find a way to sconge up the money!

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we will have a good business in the future,and u will love to do the business with me

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I realized I was in a fourm post, funny as hell it was the worst thing I could think of.
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