[Farfegnugen]

My handwriting is godawful. It's tiny, baldy spaced, sloppy, and has marks all over it because my hand spazzes out at random times. This has been a problem for me my entire life, so much that T was given the worst handwriting award at my high school.
When a teacher encounters my handwriting, it usually becomes a 20-minute pep talk on how I should write bigger or slower or something else that's equally as futile. I usually sit there with a glazed look over my face with the knowledge that I'll get sympathy grades for a few weeks until they get fed up. They always end up succumbing to it in the end, though, and get out a magnifying glass to grade my papers.
But, today was different. Today marks the first day that a teacher has actually forced me to type my papers, which is ironic because this guy forced me to hand write my first paper despite ample warnings from me and the people in class who knew me. I got my paper back with this fine little comment scribbled on the bottom:
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"Ben - Could you type this up for me? I tried to make it out, but it's really tough. All I could really get was "Girlz buttz" on the left, which, come to think of it, is not entirely UN-Mozartian!"

I think this guy is my favorite professor ever.