> put on wizard's robe and hat
You do not see a wizard's robe and hat.
> pick up xacto knife
You pick up the xacto knife by the blade, neatly slicing off your thumb and a finger.
> oh shit
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> pick up xacto knife by handle
You carefully lift the xacto knife.
You are losing a lot of blood.
> cut underwear
You bend over and begin to slice the skid marked portion of your underwear away, but unfortunately your lowered blood pressure makes this difficult and you accidentally stab yourself in the posterior. How unfortunate. With some effort you manage to slice away the last portion and it falls to the floor.
You are losing a lot of blood.
The ceiling is rumbling ominously.
> pick up sliced underwear
You lift the forlorn looking piece of undergarment off the floor.
Black dots dance in front of your eyes.
The ceiling is rumbling ominously.
> rub underwear on mechanism
You begin to walk toward the mechanism, but are too weak from the pain and blood loss to continue. You fall to the floor, spinning around to land face up; the skid marked underwear flutters down toward your face. This meant that, mercifully, you only had to hear the ceiling's onrushing descent and feel a brief instant of indescribable pain rather than watch it plummet towards you.
You have died. Would you like to try this room again? (Y/N)
> man fuck this shit that was bullshit
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