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> Take off pants
You remove your pants, to reveal some nasty stained underoos under your jeans.
> Equip XActo Knife
You equip the XActo knife. Unfortunately, it has a latent effect of 5% chance of poison.
> roll die
You have rolled a twenty, which means you are now poisoned. Lose 5 HP a turn.
> what how does that even work
I'm sorry, I don't recognize this command
-5 HP
> unequip underwear
You use the equipped XActo knife and cut away at the underoos, removing the part that you need.
-5 HP
> cast poisonra
Casting poisonra... Cast success! Player is free of poison
The ceiling begins to lower
> place underwear on mechanism
You frantically rub the underwear on the machine, which opens up a door to reveal the exit, as well as some glue remover. You quickly dart out of the room, only to reveal the next room, full of spikes and spring-loaded floor panels
> walk forward
You walk one panel forward, and activate a spring trap. You fly upwards in the air, only to have your chest crash through a spike. You gasp for air desperately, but perish in your futile attempts to free yourself
GAME OVER
Anybody have walkthroughs for this game plz