Awww, you're so lucky. I'm stuck with these mediocre pies. They don't talk to me they laugh.

And when their is a real pie around me it's never what I want. I never get to see my one true love: "Lemon Meringue." Oh, I get apple pie sometimes, but who dosen't. What's more American then apple pie?(Meth maybe) My mom doesn't even cook dinner, let alone a savory dessert. One day I wiil be united. How long must I wait! Noooo!!
