[Fred 00]

had a really weird dream... I told all my friends about it.

Okay, it started I was playing Halo (more specifically, the level 343 Guilty Spark, in one of the hallways) and I was fighting these flood-like enemies with really long tentacles. Whenever one would hit me, I kept feeling really sick, like I would throw up. So, I kept hitting the revert to saved button, and kept on feeling sick. Finally I killed one, and I was in my back yard.
The dead flood/tentacle body started growing reeeeaallly long limbs. All of a sudden, this guy (about in his thirties) came over and cut one of the thing's fingers off (it was really long). He hands it to me and says:

"Here is your weapon, use it on the snake over there"

I turn around and see this snake. I try to hit it with the finger, (which is used like a whip). The thing was too heavy though. Then, a possum ran by, the guy yelled, "CATCH THAT POSSUM!!!"
We chased the possum through this weird town, looked like it was a 40s town or something. The whip in my hand grew into a large furry log, and I eventually discarded it. The possum ran into the nearby Toys 'r' us. We followed it and found it eating some old lady's ice cream at the check out counter.
"Aaw, it just wanted to eat ice cream" says the guy.

-Then I find myself in a large building, on the 40 something floor. Computers were everywhere. I hit the spaceber on one, and the power went out. Then, my 2nd period teacher goes up to me and says, "Oh, another power outage, we gotta call the head honcho about this"

He takes me down these long set of stairs, a little kid behind me keeps on saying, "Can we wear dresses now?" "Can we pleeaase wear dresses now? I wanna look pretty." (This little kid was a boy, by the way.)

So I find myself in a hallway at school. There are a group of people, so I go up to them I recognize a few of them. One of them takes the pen out of my pocket, and stabs it through my cheek.

"There, now you have a piercing" she says

I'm screaming, blood is gushing out of my mouth and the pain is unimaginable, its a wonder why I haven't woken up yet. So, I say, gee thanks alot and walk over to the clinic.
The clinic is packed with all sorts of old and diseased people, the head nurse says "Take a number and sit down"
It only takes a second, then its my turn. The nurse says:

"Okay, before we do anything to you, you have to prove you're human. read the following."

So I read about India, and some Interstate there.

"Okay, whats your problem?"
The pain goes out of my cheek

"My shoulder hurts!"
I don't remember the rest.
Question: What was I smoking?