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Originally Posted by MechaGai  Those tickets sell FAST. I got mine, though. |
Could you pass a message along to Bobby Flay saying:
"Dear Mr. Flay
I tire of your use of mango salsas for everything. Just because it's good the first 10 times doesn't mean it's good for everything after that. And damnit, it's a CHUTNEY. FUCK...
Also, button your fucking shirt. You're a goddamn professional, start acting like it.
How Morimoto kept enough composure to
not punch you square in the nuts after dancing on that cutting board after your Iron Chef battle, I'll never know. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a big Morimoto fan, he's definitely no Rokusaburo Michiba, and even Nakamura had a one-up on Morimoto as an Iron Chef Japanese. But I digress. Where was I? Oh, right, you should've gotten punched in the balls. Totally.
Your pal,
- MC Malicious Gravy
P.S. Alton Brown is so much cooler than you'll ever be."
Uhhh, or, you know, enjoy yourself. That'll work too. :B