FUCK YOU!
I've been a fan of the site since mere weeks after its opening and yet I only have like 6 of their shirts, plus 1 from TorsoPants, but man did I enjoy seeing what they had in store every couple of weeks. I want to take advantage of the sale they have going on now, but I have no money!
Thank you, Mr. Megatron, for 8 years of incredible humor and no-holds-barred products.
EDIT: Hahaha wow the link.