I had a date, but the chick's parents wouldn't let her out of the house to see a movie because of the Swine Flu.
Swine flu was a cockblock.
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Originally Posted by A BIG-ASS BOWL OF TAPIOCA  hey travelsonic i'm better than you because today i worked the fuck out for a solid hour what
roll d20 to determine damage from me crushing you between my swollen pecs you little bitch sit the fuck down
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