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8. I remember riding my bike to Chinatown at 11pm which was probably 7 miles away, just so that I could go to the local DDR Extreme Machine to destroy it. I had a backpack full of scissors and a hammer with me so I can dismantle the DDR machine. The reason why I was up so late because I was jealous of my friend (the enemy mentioned above) who knocked me out of the #1 position for the Nonstop course. So I got the scissors and cut the connection between the pads and I tried smashing the screen with the hammer but I figured it would be too loud and plus there were security folks roaming around. At the end I just took the power cord from the machine so that it will be out of commission. Everything went well, but then the machine got fixed and my enemy friend was #1 again. Good times.
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This is really fucking stupid
And my ex used to like DDR, but she was a bitch