He'd probably FC TL100s with one hand tied behind his back.
Then he'd promptly AAA mei[a] lisu style on the 1st player side, AAA faXX, and 100k cowboy ex on pop'n. After which, he'll break half a drop of sweat, step out side of AI, stare into the arcade which then explodes from his sheer awesomeness. Luckily, just before exploding as well, a person catches everything on a camera and puts it onto the internet, where thousands of bemani fans around the world witness the single greatest feat of musical gaming known to man, followed by their inevitable combustion.
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I think I'll be going on sunday night. |