Let's try this once more: it's not WHERE your sources came from that sounded suspicious. It's that your first post was basically
this comic (and yes, I'm aware I sound immature using a friggin' comic to make my points, but perhaps humor is the key here.)
As for the "rumors" item: djp himself corrected some language in the first post that had a few of us (or at least myself) confused, and has since stated you seem to be in the right here. No need to get snarky. (And who was "spreading" this? I can't say I've seen many of us going "BOY HOWDY, LET'S FIRE UP THEM THERE INTERNETS AND TELL EVERYONE ABOUT ELITE BEAT AGENTS!")
(Yes, I see the irony in that last sentence following "no need to get snarky". I'll just quit right here for now, thanks.)