Ghost in the Shell spoofz

Ok so my friend and I were talking about Ghost In The Shell stuff and I was like, "Hey, did you notice how part of the Tachikoma looks sort of like a grill?"

So what if oneday Proto walked into the hanger where the Tachikoma usually are and he smells like this BBQ smell wofting around in the air. He looks around and is like, "Hey... what's that smell?... It smells like... chicken?... ribs?..." Then he sees the Tachikoma all huddled in a circle and so he walks over and says, "Alright, what are you guys up to?..."

And one of them says in their high pitched, happy voice, "Nothing, why?"

Then he looks around some more and says, "Do you smell that...well, I know you don't have smell receptors or anything but I mean... it's smells like.... food or something... cooking maybe?" Then he notices that one of them has smoke rising from it. (Not the black eveil kind, the good BBQ in the backyard on the 4th of July kind.) As soon as he's about to report it, Batou comes in with an apron, those prong fork things, and a cheff's hat and says, "Oh, hey Proto. What's up?" Proto stands there speachless. Batou looks at him and asks, "You look like you've been working pretty hard. You want some lunch?"

"uh... what?" Proto responds, completly confused.

Batou walks over to one of the Tachikoma and opens its head (the part with the eyes on it) to reveal a grill with a rack of ribs, a few burgers, and some chicken on it. The Tachikoma then says, "Come on Proto, they're really good!"

Proto stairs in shock as Batou takes some of the food off and puts it on a plate for himself. Then Proto says, "Why would you do that!? How would you get all the seasoning and stuff right!? Is that even safe!?"

Batou turned to him. "Sure it's safe." he answered with a smile. "Since it's summer time, we were thinking of having a bar-BQ, but unfortunatly we can't get a grill right now because it's not in the budget, and since the Tachikomas' AI software is being controled from a satilite in space, that leaves plenty of room in their heads for something like this... Don't worry, we're not using all of them as grills. Only this one. Besides, it was the one that suggested the idea in the first place."

Proto frowns for a second and thinks. Then he looks up and says, "Hm, they would thinking of something like this. What would the Major say about something like this?"

"I'd say pass me a plate and don't use up all the bar-BQ sauce." she says as she walks in the room.

Ok well that's it. Yeah, it's super odd and pretty dumb, but yeah. No, we weren't smoking or drinking anything and no it wasn't 3:52 AM. It was actually just about 20 minutes ago (eastern US time)


Yes, I know they're in Japan. So what? Who says they don't like a good bar-BQ once in a while?
So... anyone want some ribs?