Yo yo, Ah gotta get that beatmania!

It's finally here folks. The IIDXMania rap I was talking about.

The lyrics are original, the song however, is not. The song is Bang Bang Banquet by Yoko Kanno.

These are the lyrics. (NOTE: The lyrics in () are what actually makes sence since we can't freestyle)
(NOTE2: P1 means person one and P2 means person two. This is set up like a Parappa the Rapper type song.)

Intro
P1: Hey hey hey! It's fish stickmania! Talkin' 'bout that beatmania. ... You ready to get into those turntables ready?
P2: No!

P1: Yo! beatmania's great, ain't it?
P2: No!

P1: Don'tchya got a Japanese PS2, boy!?
P2: No!
P1: Well...

Verse 1
P1: Yo yo, I gotta take mah beatmania!
P2: Yo yo, I gotta get mah beatmania.

P1: Yo yo! Get the turntables ready!
P2: Yo yo, get the tableturns ready.

P1: 7key, 5key, pick your choice!
P2: I don't care. I don't want, any of that noise.

P1: Get the drums, get the games, get the noise!
P2: I don't want that. Can't you see, I don't want a choice.

P1: US PS2's are ghey.


...pause...

Interlude
P1: You know what's so great about beatmania?
P2: What?
P1: It's got thirteen songs!... no, thirteen games.
P2: You fail!

Verse 2
P1: beatmania, is the funnest game!
P2: No it isn't, it's kinda, lame.

P1: beatmania, is what all the cools (DJs) play!
P2: No they don't. They play another game.

P1: DDR, StepMania, it just don't match!
P2: They are raw, they're all about Zack. (made a comeback)

P1: But beatmania, gets the straight batch
P2: No it's not. It's kinda like cookies and crack.

Interlude 2
P1: ...play the beatmania on the Wii?
I don't think so, only on yo DVD, PS2, on yo TV!
HD don't work, so don't even try it!

Verse 3
P1: You ever play beatmania Happy Sky?
P2: No I haven't. That's why I want to die.

P1: Beatmania 13th, DistorteD is out now!
P2: No it isn't. It kinda didn't make a sound.

P1: You wanna buy it, can't get it from GameStop!
P2: I don't want it from GameStop, I want if from game mop!

P1: Beatmania, you gotta get it online!
P2: All day online, I don't think I have the time.

P1: Yo, it's the stuff!
P2: No it isn't. It's kind of rough.

P1: You'll never understand until you play it!
(Additional line)P2: I don't want to play. That's why I hate it.

P1: Go home and get your self a controller....

P1: You understand!?

P2: (after song stops) No!

(NOTE: Zack is a friend of our's who he just through in the song.

Well there ya go. That's basically the lyrics. So tell me what you think of it. I may put the song to an original beat when I get the chance but for now, that's where it is.

So... what do you think. Pretty silly, huh?

He doesn't really hate beatmania, we were just being dumb.

HAPPY NEW YEAR by the way!