Planet IIDX Mini Series 1st Mixx: Kontrolluhs

IIDX Minies…
By David McKee (5th Dimension Dreamer)

NOTE: These stories assume that you know how the characters look. Also note that the characters will be a bit (or a lot) out of character. You may or may not like this. Don’t flame if you don’t like it. But if you have constructive criticisms or you have suggestsions or don’t like something, please feel free to KINDLY point it out and I will oblige it. Enjoy. Also, these are really short. Here we go.

Planet IIDX (1st Mix)
IIDX controllers

Oneday, Nix was walking down the street when he saw Xia waiting for the bus. She then noticed him and called him over.

“Hey! How’s it goin’!?” She asked in a sort of high, raspy voice.

“Um… ok. You?” He asked.

“Aw, das so nice uh’you to ask about ol’ Xia. So how’s it goin’, baybeh?” She asked with a big smile.

“Fine? What do you mean old? You’re younger than I am and I’m in my early twenties.” He pointed out.

“Don’t evuh question a woman’s age baybeh. Now look heeya. Ah’ve got me one uh’dem USA beatmahnia kontrolluhs. Iz duh wave of duh future ya know.” She smiled and held up the IIDX controller that comes with the USA version of the game.

Nix looked at her and frowned.

“… Those things suck.”

“No dey don’t! Remembuh when Ah toldya that everything in the future would be round? Well hee-it is. Check dat out.” She moved her hand around the rounded part of the turn table. “EEEEAAAARROOOOUUUUUNNNND!!! And…, ya don’t gotta mod’em eithuh!”

Nix looked at her and wondered if she acted like that all the time, or only when talking about IIDX.

“You know Xia, you still have to mod the turntable. And besides, on the original controllers, all you have to do is a simple key mod and you’ll be fine.”

Xia put her hands on her hips and looked at him a-matter-a-factly.

“Nuh-uh. Yuh controller’s keys was stickin’ like dat and after we modded it, they got even more sticky!”

“…That’s because you put gum under all the keys.” He pinted out.

“Well that baybeh, was so the little card board pieces wouldn’t fall outta place. See? Mah way worx! And all ya gotta do for the turntable mod is put wax papuh under it anneh ya go!”

Just then, the bus came.

“Well, dere’s mah bus. Off tuh skool Ah go! Keep in touch baybeh, and remembuh, stay flah!” She then picked up her US IIDX controller and hopped on the bus. The doors closed, and she was gone. Nix on the other hand, was left there to think over what had just happened. He looked down and sighed.

“I really need to move.”

[THE END]

Ending notes: Ok, so that was pretty corny. I know. But hey. It’s the first one, give it some time. I’ll try to make them a bit better. Now you see what I mean when I throw them out of character. I’m sorry Xia fans, but when I looked at her picture and also saw her on the Happy Sky box looking all happy like that, that’s how I imagined her acting… around IIDX. We haven’t seen her without IIDX yet so don’t worry. She might not always be like that.