Planet IIDX Mini Series 2nd Mix: Chibi IIDX

IIDX Minis…
By David McKee (5th Dimension Dreamer)

NOTE: These stories assume that you know how the characters look. Also note that the characters will be a bit (or a lot) out of character. You may or may not like this. Don’t flame if you don’t like it. But if you have constructive criticisms or you have suggestions or don’t like something, please feel free to KINDLY point it out and I will oblige it. Enjoy. Also, these are really short. Here we go.

Chibi IIDX

One sunny afternoon, a smaller, 3 foot, childish version of Celica walks into a bright room.

“Hello everyone and welcome to chibi hour! This is the time of day where everyone and everything is nice, friendly, small, asnd enjoyable… hm?” She looks around for a second. “Hey, where is everyone?”

Just then, a childish Duel slides in with the IIDX gun seen on the DJ Troopers poster. He is about to fire it when Celica takes it away from him.

“Nah-ah-aaah.” She says in a sing-song voice.

Duel reaches for the gun. “What, gimme that back!”

Celica holds it away from him. “This is chibi hour, the time of nice enjoyable fun. Getting shot with military weaponry is neither fun nor enjoyable. Therefore, I’m afraid you’ll have to go without it for right now.” She then tosses it into a far away corner of the room. “Here.” She reaches under a table and hands him a very colorful looking water gun with nine large round circles on it. “You can play with this instead.”

Duel looks at the object. “What the heck is this?”

“It’s the Pop’n water blaster! When it’s hot outside, getting hit with small spurts of water is very fun and enjoya-“

Celica doesn’t finish that sentence because at that moment, a small… chibi, version of Xia bursts through the door with a bunch of pots and pans followed by another girl. She then runs to the table, knocking Celica over. She slams all the things she has on the table.

“Ok! Yo all you puppies’n kittins out there! Dis be ya girl, Xia and her best friend Tsugaru-chan! Ah’ll tell you wuts fun and enjoyable, cooking!!!”

Just then, chibi Nix walks in and eyes the table. “Hey wait… Xia, aren’t those your sister’s dishes?”

“Maybe, why? Wussup baybeh? Come oan in, we’s ‘bout tuh have us some food tuh eat.”

Tsugaru smalls. “I like food.”

Xia puts an arm around her. “So do Ah hunny. That’s whah we’re cookin’ today!”

Nix frowns. “Uh… I don’t think you should’ve used Nyah’s stuff. She might get angry.”

Xia smiles. “Aw hush up, boah! Now Ah know we ain’t got much tahm, so Tsu-chan and Ah have pre-prepared a little somethin’ we’d like to call Pop’n curry noodles! Here Nix, trah a bite!”

She then shoves a spoon full into Nix’s mouth before he can protest. After chewing a few bites, he smiles, then his face twists up.

“Uh… hmm… it’s good but… what’s that odd, sweet… chewy… stretchy taste?”

Tsugaru smalls and laughs. “It’s bubble gum, silly?”

Nix frowns. “… oh… I see… it’s…nice.”

Celica finally recovers from her fall and looks around.

“Ok everyone, we only have room for one more person, and that one person is my best friend and your’s too I’m sure… YUZ!!”

Suddenly, the room grows dark as if a great cloud has covered the sun. Everyone looks up in horror at what could have caused the sudden dark shadow.

“Hey guys!” a voice says, cheerfully.

A normal full-sized Yuz walks into the room and looks down at everyone.

“Hm?” Celica looks at him with a bit of confusion on her face.

Yuz looks down at them. “What?”