| i get up when my alarm clock goes off, which is roughly an hour before work. this gives me time to shower, eat breakfast, and check my personal email before work as i cannot access it at work
instead of doing any of that, i hit the alarm clock as hard as possible until it stops making any sounds and returns to it's silent, more desirable mode of operation
the silent one
9 minutes later, i repeat this process until i realize that i will no longer be able... |