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Is anyone's sex life so fucking pathetic that they will need this?

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this is nothing but positive masturbation

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trying to beat your record of 43 seconds i see

youre on

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might help since i need something to make it go faster

according to him it takes him hours to ejaculate

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Sexy 13 Monsters 13 Monsters! Sexy is offline Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles, CA Sexy's Collection Posts: 623 Marketplace Rating: 0	This isn't pathetic enough. A pathetic sex life is when you are purchasing a flesh light. OK SO IT FEELS LIKE A REAL PUSSY/ANUS/MOUTH/EAR, GET OFF MY BACK, I DON'T HAVE ONE I SWEAR. __________________

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08-03-2006, 09:56 AM

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This isn't pathetic enough. A pathetic sex life is when you are purchasing a flesh light.

OK SO IT FEELS LIKE A REAL PUSSY/ANUS/MOUTH/EAR, GET OFF MY BACK, I DON'T HAVE ONE I SWEAR.

A vibrating fleshlight?

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Do they also come in "gouged eye socket"?

...or "Electrical Outlet"??? No batteries required!!!

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Do they also come in "gouged eye socket"?

Loli gouged eye socket?

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The dong bone's connected to the eye bone~~

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The dong bone's connected to the eye bone~~

Then the dong bone's connected to to butt bone.

FUCK THIS FACE, AND THEN MY BUTT.

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