As much as I hate to admit it, I do sometimes leave FB and wander into the likes of not just GD and OG but also the on-topic forums. Every so often I want to see when the next release of my favorite buttonsmash game will occur, and to do so I must venture forth across our borders into enemy territory.
It was generally agreed in the first Bottom of the Barrel poll that DDR players form the absolute worst playerbase of any of the three major dance game franchises. Unfortunately,
ΩOMEGAΩ fails to break any new ground in the field of tolerable DDR folk. Besides having a dumb name, which in and of itself does not necessarily make you a bad person, he himself appears to be more or less retarded. I present the following evidence.
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Originally Posted by ΩOMEGAΩ  Another time some kid Said he was better then me. This was hard to beleive, because he was just talking. I said :then why don't you Play?" he sdaid because I dont have the money. I said "i Will pay for you", and he said his foot is hurt. I told him to get on the damn pad, because there is nothing wrong, because he walked in here just fine. I said "thats bullshit, your fucking lyer, get lost asswipe". and he left. People clapped when I did that, it was really funny!
That day REALLY pissed me off though. |
There's this misconception that's been floating around for some time that being capable of flapping your legs around like a sugar-fueled seven year old lends you some sort of credibility in the field of being a fucking badass, or at least in being clever. Until you've made some arcade dumbshit bawl his eyes out by accusing him of having a small penis in front of some girls you don't have any credibility.
Next I'll bring your attention to
this gem. I go to the gym from time to time, just as a matter of maintaining what little endurance and muscle mass I have. Every single piece of equipment includes a warning about stepping off and taking a break if you don't feel well. Now, I can understand that, as a way of stopping lawsuits when the over fifty crowd starts fucking dropping from heart attacks. Maybe arcades need to start working this in because apparently this dude (AS WELL AS A NUMBER OF OTHERS) is so dead set on escaping the mortal coil that he will do it
in an arcade in front of other human beings. Now, while expiring and voiding one's bowels on a dance machine does have a certain sense of poetry about it, it's still kind of off-putting and knowing that I play the same games that this chucklefuck does is just disheartening.
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Originally Posted by ΩOMEGAΩ Wwow DDR and beatmania IIDX p0wn! |
I'm friends with someone who says, verbally,
with his mouth, "pwn," pronounced in the manner that one would the southern bread. I consider this a terrible personal failing and take every opportunity to remind him of how much dick he sucks. Now, saying it is bad. In this post, though, ΩOMEGAΩ manages to at least equal it by misspelling the colloquialism which was itself a misspelling. That is so incredibly
internet, doggies. Think on it before we move along, but not too hard because you'll start to get a little queasy.
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Originally Posted by ΩOMEGAΩ and I used to think these people were cool. Wow I was wrong. But thats just my opinion. |
This is in reference to smile.dk. He thought that this musical act was cool for
any period of time. Saying anything else would lessen the impact of the statement so let's roll right on to and wrap up with his
website, which is just kind of depressing in the way a lemonade stand run by a retarded orphan is depressing. He has a guestbook there, so go ahead and tell him exactly what you think of him.
Until next time, fags; feel free to make more nominations.
bad poster retrospective: ΩOMEGAΩ 
