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09-05-2006, 05:44 AM
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#1 | | //bemanistyle::[User]
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The Houdini:
While doing it doggy style have a friend replace you, sneak out of the room, get dressed, walk around the house, and wave to her through a window.
The Macho Man:
Between thrusts yell "OH YEAH" at the top of your lungs and when you're done climb up on the bed post and elbow drop her.
The Kimcicle:
Right before she orgasms pull out, tell her she sucks, and leave.
The Edward Scissor Hands:
While doing it doggy style give her a haircut. (Tip: The sound of the scissors may alert her to your actions so only do when listening to music or when being used in combination with the Macho Man)
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09-05-2006, 05:51 AM
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#2 | | BACK IN BLACK
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Oh my god, this thread is showing how overtired I am.
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09-05-2006, 06:02 AM
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#3 | | A JOURNEY TO THE START
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There's a story behind The Kimcicle, and I don't know if I want to hear it. | |
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09-05-2006, 06:35 AM
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#4 | | //bemanistyle::[User]
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just...wow....
Now I want to try some of these....
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09-05-2006, 06:49 AM
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#5 | | ~WILL YURI FOR TOKENS~
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Originally Posted by fruitloops  The Kimcicle:
Right before she orgasms pull out, tell her she sucks, and leave. |
FUCKING GOLD
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09-05-2006, 08:43 AM
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#6 | | Ninja Of Love
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You don't know how long this took to type. I had to leave the room for "The Kimcicle" it was THAT FUCKING GOOD. | |
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09-05-2006, 08:52 AM
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#7 | | LOTS 'N LOTS OF DONGZ
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Originally Posted by fruitloops The Houdini:
While doing it doggy style have a friend replace you, sneak out of the room, get dressed, walk around the house, and wave to her through a window.
The Macho Man:
Between thrusts yell "OH YEAH" at the top of your lungs and when you're done climb up on the bed post and elbow drop her.
The Kimcicle:
Right before she orgasms pull out, tell her she sucks, and leave.
The Edward Scissor Hands:
While doing it doggy style give her a haircut. (Tip: The sound of the scissors may alert her to your actions so only do when listening to music or when being used in combination with the Macho Man)
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09-05-2006, 10:44 AM
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#8 | | I AM THE LIGHT.
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Originally Posted by fruitloops The Macho Man:
Between thrusts yell "OH YEAH" at the top of your lungs and when you're done climb up on the bed post and elbow drop her. | You can optionally follow this up with the Slim Jim wherein you rip her skin off and consume her in three peppery bites
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09-05-2006, 10:47 AM
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#9 | | That greasy otaku!
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Originally Posted by MadRoll You can optionally follow this up with the Slim Jim wherein you rip her skin off and consume her in three peppery bites | MidReal is my hero.
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09-05-2006, 11:18 AM
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#10 | | //bemanistyle::[Regular]
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I LOVE IT WHEN OBSCURE PEOPLE (he's been gone awhile) MAKE DAMN AWESOME THREADS BECAUSE THEY'RE THAT MUCH FUNNIER. | |
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09-05-2006, 12:21 PM
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#11 | | I hate all of you equally.
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The Mint Mania
Describe.
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09-05-2006, 12:45 PM
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#12 | | //bemanistyle::[User]
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fruitloops The Houdini:
While doing it doggy style have a friend replace you, sneak out of the room, get dressed, walk around the house, and wave to her through a window.
The Macho Man:
Between thrusts yell "OH YEAH" at the top of your lungs and when you're done climb up on the bed post and elbow drop her.
The Kimcicle:
Right before she orgasms pull out, tell her she sucks, and leave.
The Edward Scissor Hands:
While doing it doggy style give her a haircut. (Tip: The sound of the scissors may alert her to your actions so only do when listening to music or when being used in combination with the Macho Man)
Discuss | oh my god... thats pure genius
i wanna try them now.... but unfortunatly im still a virgin  | |
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09-05-2006, 12:50 PM
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#13 | | One more time for the L.H.L.!
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Damn. Ok, I'm gonna roll a die and see what I come up with. Oh fuck it-I'm trying them all. Especially The Kimcicle, which I will fool the girl into thinking she's going to have the time of her life until I do just what it says-tell her she sucks and leaves. Genius this truly was. Oddly enough fruit-I forgot I have you on my MSN list. How oddity...
Edit: 88.88 tokens FTW.
Double Edit: Couldn't the Macho Man also be called the Kool-Aid Man? Yeah, I can comment on that-I'm black remember? lol
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09-05-2006, 01:03 PM
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#14 | | //bemanistyle::[User]
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If it were the koolaid man instead of Macho man, you wouldn't elbow drop her, you would crash through her wall and cause debris to crush her.
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09-05-2006, 01:14 PM
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#15 | | Facially Yours Remix
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Describe. | You summon sexual strength by speaking your folklore out loud, and then you put it in and she dies from sexual pleasure (a la Battle Can Can). | |
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