09-05-2006, 07:40 PM
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#31 | | //goddamn::[PISSED]
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This is what popped into mind when I saw The Octopus. Dunno if it's the right one. | |
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09-05-2006, 07:49 PM
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#32 | | HEY EVERYBODY IT'S LABOR DAY
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The Arkie:
Right when you are ready to have sex, rush off to get a laptop. Then cyber.
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09-05-2006, 08:35 PM
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#33 | | I AM THE LIGHT.
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Originally Posted by Ru3b3n  oh my god... thats pure genius
i wanna try them now.... but unfortunatly im still a virgin  | i'm not sure this is the forum for you
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09-05-2006, 09:38 PM
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#34 | | ~suck*my*balls~
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The Annexation of Puerto Rico:
Poop in her butt.
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09-05-2006, 09:46 PM
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#35 | | //bemanistyle::[User]
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Originally Posted by Dewgy The Annexation of Puerto Rico:
Poop in her butt. | How do you connect two butts together
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Originally Posted by something from facebook So, yeah ... you just stick with me, bru ... I may not ALWAYS have it right, but you are one HUGE FUCKING NIGGER, bru ...
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09-05-2006, 09:50 PM
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#36 | | ~suck*my*balls~
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Originally Posted by RtRR How do you connect two butts together | with great difficulty one would assume
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09-05-2006, 09:52 PM
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#37 | | mania
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I'm not sure exactly what the ranatalus would be but it would have to end in a jail sentence
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09-05-2006, 10:03 PM
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The Flaming Dragon
When you're getting a blow job, right as you, cum, smack 'em in the back of the head so it comes out of their nose. | |
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09-05-2006, 10:05 PM
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#39 | | //bemanistyle::[User]
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Originally Posted by Starcore The Flaming Dragon
When you're getting a blow job, right as you, cum, smack 'em in the back of the head so it comes out of their nose. |
that'd be like the wet 'n sloppy dragon, where's the flame?
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Originally Posted by something from facebook So, yeah ... you just stick with me, bru ... I may not ALWAYS have it right, but you are one HUGE FUCKING NIGGER, bru ...
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09-05-2006, 10:07 PM
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#40 | | Doctor of Deathology
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Well, I'm gonna be a dick and say that while fruitloops' interpretation of the Houdini is humorous, it is not the generally accepted version.
As I recall, the Houdini is when you're doing your woman doggystyle and when it comes time for you to orgasm, you pull out and spit on her back, making her think you finished. When she turns around you give her a blast in the face with some man-goo. | |
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09-05-2006, 10:07 PM
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#41 | | HEY EVERYBODY IT'S LABOR DAY
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Originally Posted by RtRR that'd be like the wet 'n sloppy dragon, where's the flame? | Well, their nose would burn like fuck
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09-05-2006, 10:08 PM
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#42 | | //bemanistyle::[Member]
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The flame's coming out of their nose.
Get it? Coming...out of...
k. You want bold?
The Starcore
Use this maneuver if request of blowjob is denied. Take a spoon (Any will do) and pop out the denier's eyeball, then fuck the eye socket. If subject begins crying, enjoy the extra sensation/additional lubrication. | |
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09-05-2006, 10:12 PM
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#43 | | //bemanistyle::[User]
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Originally Posted by Arctures Well, their nose would burn like fuck | Oh. never saw that thar.
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Originally Posted by something from facebook So, yeah ... you just stick with me, bru ... I may not ALWAYS have it right, but you are one HUGE FUCKING NIGGER, bru ...
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09-05-2006, 11:03 PM
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My favorites:
The Spider-Man: While doing her doggystyle, pull out just before you come, come into your hand and throw it onto her back with a THWIP! noise. "How do I shot web?" is completely optional.
The Scott Brown: Just after orgasm, go berzerk and break her neck.
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09-05-2006, 11:53 PM
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#45 | | SNFU
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The JUGGERNAUGHT, BITCH: While raping her and tearing apart her insides, pull off her arms and legs and head and fuck all the holes.
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