I now work at Universal Studios Hollywood. Which means my appearance here is often rare and *insert other witty word here*. Literally need discounted tickets? If you know me, PM me.
Before you ask WHO that is in my avatar, that...is...ME!
And be sure you know how in advance.
My suggestion: in some way include cyborg ninjas in your trip. If cyborg ninjas existed on brokeback mountain, the movie would be less "brokeback" and more terminator.