dead celebrities that you could take in a fight

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helen keller
adolf hitler
probably jesus if he kept it fair and didn't turn me into wine or some shit

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What about Terry Schiavo?

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Originally Posted by Excel-2006

What about Terry Schiavo?

hell yeah man, she's fair game IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BACK UP YOUR WORDS WITH SOME STR AND AGI

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any/all

they are dead

if you mean while they were alive

same as above, also eli whitney

he was obviously lazy, he invented a machine to take over the work of black people

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Rodney Dangerfield
Chris Farley
Charlie Chaplin
Fatty Arbuckle

Bring It!

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Originally Posted by ranatalus

any/all

they are dead

if you mean while they were alive

same as above, also eli whitney

he was obviously lazy, he invented a machine to take over the work of black people

what about owen hart

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Originally Posted by MadRoll

what about owen hart

sadly I am not a turnbuckle so I feel I could lose that match

unless we're talking about like

me versus him right now

then all I have to do is uh

breathe

and I win

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Originally Posted by ranatalus

sadly I am not a turnbuckle so I feel I could lose that match

unless we're talking about like

me versus him right now

then all I have to do is uh

breathe

and I win

no man we are discussing like when they were alive and important that is why discretion is KEY

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Originally Posted by MadRoll

no man we are discussing like when they were alive and important that is why discretion is KEY

in that case, only if I can transform into a metal pole or post of some sort

what about you, do you think you could take on tim horton

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Originally Posted by ranatalus

in that case, only if I can transform into a metal pole or post of some sort

what about you, do you think you could take on tim horton

fuck no dude

anyone who can earn the description of "enforcer" on the ice is someone outside of my range

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I could take Queen Victoria.

Also, Steve Irwin is fair game now if anyone cares to make that claim.

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I would love to fight Lincoln, but only if he wore the hat.

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There's a big fucking hammer under that hat, I bet.

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I bet I could take Taft.

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Steve Irwin