dead celebrities that you could take in a fight

[Sykosonik]

I just wanted to let all of you wanting to fight Steve Irwin to know that Steve was skilled in Gaidojutsu.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaidojutsu

He would most likely fuck you up HARD.

[Starcore]

Obviously it's pretty shitty if a stingray managed to beat his ass.

[Sykosonik]

Originally Posted by Starcore

Obviously it's pretty shitty if a stingray managed to beat his ass.

The stingray is nature's greatest martial artist. Steve never stood a chance, nor would any other man who dared to enter into the ring with one.

[Heavy Metal Hero]

Originally Posted by Sykosonik Goes Berzerk

The stingray is nature's greatest martial artist. Steve never stood a chance, nor would any other man who dared to enter into the ring with one.

Except Samuel L. Jackson.

STINGRAYS IN A RING

[Sanjuro]

Selena, hands down. If she's somewhere in the afterlife and wants a cage match, I will bring it as long as I get a handgun.

[Vangulus The Great]

The Easter Bunny. He's dead to me. But then again he might really kill me if he were to fight.
EXAMPLE:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiZjxwfRgxg

[Heavy Metal Hero]

SINTER KLAUS

[Geschpooklichkeit]

St. Patrick.

[Heavy Metal Hero]

any given fruit fly that has appeared in a movie.

[Geschpooklichkeit]

Malcolm-X doesn't scare me.

[nVGDlm_zk]

Walt Disney, for creating the company that now churns out so many retarded shows.