Dear fb,

In 5th grade I read a passage from the text book and said "vulva river" instead of "volga river". My teacher pulled me aside and scolded me.

tl;dr:

[raven_tker]

i feel your pain

uhh

[Farfegnugen]

One time this bitch of a teacher who thought she was the shit asked us to write a paper about the best experience we had in her class, so I wrote about a dream I had while I was sleeping during one of her lectures :3

[Sexy]

This one teacher I had asked me to do my homework. I outright smacked that hoe.

You didn't smack your teacher.

You didn't even complain most likely.

[Sexy]

stfu how did u noe?

[Shinden]

* BECAUSE I'M

[GOD GODDY]

Shinden, why do I always want to rape your signature?

[I AM THE PROPHECY.]

the pubic wars

wait, shit oh god i am so embarassed because talking about the pubic regions is a faux pas in the fifth grade

[LAMBORGHINI FCUKER]

I agree with MidReal. It should be more like that scene in Kindergarten Cop.

[nike v.3]

In the 4th grade my teacher pulled me aside because I told this girl that my friend wanted to put his beef in her taco.

[RtRR]

In 1st grade I told this one girl I liked her and she replied with Eww, so I said "Get over here you little..." and kissed her

[Lovely Harem Ladies]

There was this one time, at band camp, where I poked my counselor's boobs, and then she ran after me but couldn't catch me. Ah those were the days...

[ranatalus]

in 6th grade, two of the schools biggest bullies got caught 69ing each other in the bathroom

[Beer Can]

In 7th grade, some kid got caught masturbating under his desk, so the teacher made everyone sit with both their hands in view for a month. Oh yeah, and he got detention.