fb help me deal with drunken voicemails

[Mystic]

my balls dropped

can i talk about sticking it in all night long

come to think of it, is it just perpetually going in, or does it come out sometimes

[ruri]

ok so he just called me again and informed me that I shouldn't answer my phone tonight

how did he not get it?


also I just realized that he borrows someone else's cell phone to drunk call me

fucking pathetic :<

[anton_bruckner]

Having a bad night and drunk calling someone is one thing.

Warning you in advance raises this to a level nigh on psychotic. I'm at a loss on what you should do next, but this habit of his will probably only escalate.

[phuzion]

Provide me with your phone number, and I will provide you with sober voicemails to counteract the drunken voicemails.

[ruri]

hahahaha

done.


ok
so tonight he left me another voicemail

the first eight (the first post in this thread) were reese witherspoon circa legally blonde upbeat

this one was clown in silent art film wearing black makeup depressing with a lot of sighs (I'll transcribe it when I feel like listening to the whole thing).

also, his friend, and i guess drinking buddy?, phoned me afterwards to tell me how alcohol affects people, so I'll transcribe that too.


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[phuzion]

Alright, I'll leave the voicemail tomorrow.

My number is the 440 one, answer it if you would like, I'm always up for a chat.