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guys i wanna tell u all a story about gradius
Old 07-29-2006, 11:03 PM   #1
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Lightbulb guys i wanna tell u all a story about gradius

its this game where you got this ship its called the vic. viper it looks like this:

aint she a beaut anyway. u go around an u shoot the bad guys and then they give you. powerups because theyre nice liek that. theres this one where you shoot like two things at the same time and this other one thats like a FUKKN LAZER BEAM PEW PEW PEW PEEEWWWWW but the real.

beauty of the game is options theyre these little. orange guys that follow you around and they help you shoot when you press the button. u prity much cant really beat the game without them because its a real hard. game.

ive been humming the level 2 theme song because ive been stuck there all day i meanits a bumpin tune

my friend his name. is number 88 kitty cat he showed me the game and hes really. good i want to be just like him when i grow up.

he used to play doom over the internet like 10 years ago
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:06 PM   #2
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are you talking about the cat 88 because i think i know this guy
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:07 PM   #3
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Sexy Parodius is better.
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:09 PM   #4
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Sexy Parodius is better.
sexy? are u one of those guys that liek henai?!

u dont happen to have sum do u jk lol
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:12 PM   #5
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sexy? are u one of those guys that liek henai?!
Horny chickens? why, no.
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:28 PM   #6
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I always thought Gradius was the ship's name and Vic Viper was the bad dude piloting it. :/
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:34 PM   #7
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Horny chickens? why, no.
arise chicken

arise


chicken



arise
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:44 PM   #8
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arise chicken

arise


chicken



arise
Goddammit. Making me spit out my drink...
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:44 PM   #9
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Watch out in number V.
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:51 PM   #10
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arise chicken

arise


chicken



arise
dat show is sofa king we todd ed

read that again and let the suttletees sink in
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:51 PM   #11
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Destroy the Core!

psh diekatze88 isn't THAT good. *prepares for flogging*
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:57 PM   #12
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Destroy the Core!

psh diekatze88 isn't THAT good. *prepares for flogging*
doctor kitty cat is not a flogger, he kicks u in da nutz

"Wasn't he in the, uh, Groin-Kick-Void or whatever?"
"I KIK HIM IN NUTZ!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!111"
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Old 07-30-2006, 12:05 AM   #13
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"I KIK HIM IN NUTZ!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!111"
Priceless.
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Old 07-30-2006, 12:06 AM   #14
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Dude, I played this game on my Atari

Except it was called
"Trevor McFur in the Crescent Galaxy".

It's probably the best game of all time.

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Old 07-30-2006, 01:04 AM   #15
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Now, this is a story all about how the Gradius world turned upside down,
and I'd like to use an Option, so up your speed,
I'll tell you how the Vic Viper saved the whole galaxy.

In the farthest quadrant of our deep space,
Flying circles is where it spent most of its days,
Lookin' out, galaxin', with an open eye,
Patrolling some star systems in the sky,
When a couple ships, like Big Core Mk. III,
Started firing lasers in a shooting spree!
Got in one little shot, and the Earth got scared,
It said, "Vic, shoot the core! Blow it out of the air!"

It got a power-up, and when the core came near,
It used it, got some Missiles, and shot at the rear,
If anything, I could say that wasn't enough,
But Vic knew it too, this boss is gonna be stuff!

Speed. Up. Vic Viper got a powerup or two,
And it looked at the core and, BAM, shot a laser!
The ship, it exploded, no more Core Mk. III,
And that's how the Vic Viper saved the whole galaxy.
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