Help Arctures become bisexual

[Geschpooklichkeit]

Consider this: To use Sanjuro's words, "also lol excel gets off with weapons". It's totally subjective, and like all matters of opinion, prolonged adverse exposure can change any opinion. It depends on the context, and because of this, the aforementioned opinion may not have much potential to change, but you will notice a difference after a while.

[ratna]

i sense this'll probably take awhile regardless >.>

[xybur]

I would say help Arctures become straight.

So, I will answer the question directed at Reenee to Arctures with another question: How is the male member any more sexually appealing?

[Shinden]

lol Freud

[Hitman]

Originally Posted by Arctures

First question: how is the vagina sexually appealing?

According to wikipedia: " During intercourse, the vagina’s heat, pressure, and friction on the man’s penis excite him, typically resulting in his orgasm and ejaculation, which can in turn lead to fertilization and pregnancy."

So I have no idea.

[LAMBORGHINI FCUKER]

Originally Posted by xybur

I would say help Arctures become straight.

So, I will answer the question directed at Reenee to Arctures with another question: How is the male member any more sexually appealing?

DNAGLY ARTSP

[Heavy Metal Hero]

The only good thing about a penis is that it's easier to use your mouth on.

[ruri]

it's not.

the only kind of cool thing a vagina does is bleed, but even that's fucking gross/horrible because that means that more things can come out of it, like babies.
there is nothing sexually appealing about babies.

well

hmm

the vagina is kind of like the movie bambi.
when you were little it scared you.
you only watch it now because you know that the mommy is going to get shot by the hunter, and that's funny because deers are shitty.

let's relate this to the vagina now (I'll break it down):

discovering that you have a scary hole (not butt but vagina, obviously) is a horrific experience for any young girl
granted, I was terrified of most things (including, but not limited to, black people, dogs, merry-go-rounds, horses, dolls, water, the little mermaid, more black people, more dogs, etc and I like to think that I have gotten over all of those fears now D: ), but that sucks
a vagina is like a puzzle that has a piece missing (and even if you try fitting pieces into the hole, you still feel empty on the inside D: )

anyway, puberty hits much like the hunter:
unexpected and lots of blooshed

the only difference is, bambi has a happy ending
everyone finds a mate and la-la-la

when you're a girl and you find some guy to plow you with his penis, you know there won't be a happy ending
you are well aware that at any given time you could be expected to shove a living watermelon (black baby?) through your crotch, clean it off, take it home with you and keep it there for the next eighteen years

I don't know about you, but I don't normally like to keep the things that come out of me-- vomit, baby teeth, and poo are all good reminders that things that come out of your body are bad news for everyone involved:
vomit-- gross
baby teeth-- someone has to give you a fucking quarter for biting into an apple and having part of your head come out. fucking shitty deal, honestly.
poo-- speaking of shitty deals, gross x2



jesus christ I side tracked really fucking badly but the main thing to remember is that vaginas are gross and not sexually appealing, particularly after recalling that babies come out of there D:

I'll leave you with horrifying flower pictures of vaginas:










so in summation-- stick with dick unless you want to have sex with the above :<

[ratna]

Originally Posted by xybur

I would say help Arctures become straight.

like reenee said, dangly parts.

i mean wait. xybur, you're asking the impossible to happen

[Hitman]

ruri: oh my god

[ruri]

I know :<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[Geschpooklichkeit]

Originally Posted by ruri

it's not.

the only kind of cool thing a vagina does is bleed, but even that's fucking gross/horrible because that means that more things can come out of it, like babies.
there is nothing sexually appealing about babies.

well

hmm

the vagina is kind of like the movie bambi.
when you were little it scared you.
you only watch it now because you know that the mommy is going to get shot by the hunter, and that's funny because deers are shitty.

let's relate this to the vagina now (I'll break it down):

discovering that you have a scary hole (not butt but vagina, obviously) is a horrific experience for any young girl
granted, I was terrified of most things (including, but not limited to, black people, dogs, merry-go-rounds, horses, dolls, water, the little mermaid, more black people, more dogs, etc and I like to think that I have gotten over all of those fears now D: ), but that sucks
a vagina is like a puzzle that has a piece missing (and even if you try fitting pieces into the hole, you still feel empty on the inside D: )

anyway, puberty hits much like the hunter:
unexpected and lots of blooshed

the only difference is, bambi has a happy ending
everyone finds a mate and la-la-la

when you're a girl and you find some guy to plow you with his penis, you know there won't be a happy ending
you are well aware that at any given time you could be expected to shove a living watermelon (black baby?) through your crotch, clean it off, take it home with you and keep it there for the next eighteen years

I don't know about you, but I don't normally like to keep the things that come out of me-- vomit, baby teeth, and poo are all good reminders that things that come out of your body are bad news for everyone involved:
vomit-- gross
baby teeth-- someone has to give you a fucking quarter for biting into an apple and having part of your head come out. fucking shitty deal, honestly.
poo-- speaking of shitty deals, gross x2



jesus christ I side tracked really fucking badly but the main thing to remember is that vaginas are gross and not sexually appealing, particularly after recalling that babies come out of there D:

I'll leave you with horrifying flower pictures of vaginas:

[things]


so in summation-- stick with dick unless you want to have sex with the above :<

You're twisted.

[Heavy Metal Hero]

guys I think ruri just made me gay

[raven_tker]

dyke alert

[Fuchikoma]

Originally Posted by ruri

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On topic: Breastes are more appealing then Vaginas, for reasons I'm not sure.