hey guys philosophical question time

[DELICIOUS HOT COCK]

Why is it that sucking balls is a negative feature if the object in question isn't human?

[Arctures]

I do not know why people disapprove of bestiality k//eternal, thanks for asking

[Heavy Metal Hero]

It's bad because animals can't give consent, which is a crock of shit because they're always humping our legs and shit without even asking first.

[DELICIOUS HOT COCK]

This is all true but I am talking about games and computers and such that suck balls.

[raven_tker]

ubiquitous balls = bad

[dat shit cray]

what?

[Heavy Metal Hero]

Originally Posted by k//eternal

This is all true but I am talking about games and computers and such that suck balls.

oh okay that makes sense too.

well it's bad if stuff sucks balls because most of it can hurt you if you do stupid shit with it.

like, if you try to get an egg beater to suck your balls you're probably going to the hospital and that's bad

so stuff sucking your balls is bad.

[DELICIOUS HOT COCK]

ENLIGHTENING

So that means what makes us human is the capacity to suck balls?

[Heavy Metal Hero]

Originally Posted by k//eternal

ENLIGHTENING

So that means what makes us human is the capacity to suck balls?

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You have solved the greatest mystery of our time. We must have a ball-suckling party to celebrate this great revelation.

[dat shit cray]

what?