I just cut myself

[Heavy Metal Hero]

help me guys my nose is bleeding

[Farfegnugen]

tilt your head back and breathe in really deeply

if that fails, kill yourself, for there is no hope

[Sanjuro]

Originally Posted by Heavy Metal Hero

help me guys my nose is bleeding

Ice pack to the back of the neck. Tilt head looking downwards. Use gauze on nose. Pinch bridge of nose.

[Heavy Metal Hero]

wow my method must be really wrong

i just crammed a tissue in my face

[raven_tker]

BLOW YOUR NOSE and get all the snot out.

i have really sensitive nasal veins so i know all about this

[-mex-]

That's what I do, but I barely get bloody noses even when punched in the face and believe me that's a common occurance.

[RtRR]

How did you cut your nose?

oh, I remember when I cut the ridge of my nose

Didn't feel a thing

[ranatalus]

how the fuck did you cut your nose

were you smelling a knife

edit: oh FUCK YOU reecoom

[I AM THE PROPHECY.]

cut yourself on the dick so the blood has two places to exit from

it'll get all confused and decide to just stay at home

[I AM THE PROPHECY.]

alternatively leeches

[DELICIOUS HOT COCK]

You're an emo now. Let me skin you for my jacket.

[Pakachu]

I cut my back.

[JTvo]

when you get cut and someone asks you if you need a bandaid, just say "Fuck no, get me some gadamn duct tape". There's nothing it can't do.

[Heavy Metal Hero]

Anyway I had a tissue in my nose already and it moved around pointy hardened mucus and that scratched the skin in there and oh my God blood

who would have thought sharp stuff could scratch you

does that answer your questions?

[raven_tker]

i get nosebleeds from pinching my nose if i have well positioned dry mucus =/

lol sensitive nasal veins ftl