 I've Found an Effective Stench Weapon
When I jack off in my apartment, I blow my load in one of three places:
1. The shower drain. If I'm in the shower and feel like whacking it, down it goes, then I wash my hair so I get the jizz through the holes without having to sweep it in with my fingers (a sticky situation, I might add).
2. The toilet. If my mother is not home or I feel like dry masturbation before a shower, or if I don't feel like risking getting caught (haven't been caught yet!), I unleash my unborn into the bowl. My bed is the most comfortable place for me to spend my sessions, and after I'm done, I hold the tip of my tube and rush to the toilet for the show. If my mother is home, I am in the bathroom the whole time.
3. A plastic bag. I used to use socks, but I quickly noticed a lot of room in one of my drawers, not to mention some small worms in the sock I used (not sure if it was the sock or the sperm that attracted them in that dark corner under my bed). A couple years ago I had no sock to use (I generally used odd socks so I wouldn't waste them so much). Suffice to say, I went into a panic, holding my penis's head. Where was I supposed to relieve myself? After a few brief moments of searching my dark room, I found a plastic bag. I prayed for no holes and shot the inside.
From that day forward I have been keeping one plastic bag at a time under my bed within easy reach for my night time spanks. After a few loads, I'd throw the bag away and get a new one. I usually have the same bag under my bed for up to two weeks, sometimes shorter.
Well, in recent weeks my libido has sky rocketed and I've been masturbating slightly more often. The bag which was under my bed lately began to stink if I took it out. The brown liquid (yes, sperm turns brown after a few days) was releasing a killer stench. I decided that thing needed to be trashed. This morning, after one more load, I tied up the bag. In doing so, it spewed out a rather significant amount of smell which literally burned my nose for about half a second. It felt horrible and I rushed the fuck out of my apartment and to the dumpster.
People, this could be a new chemical weapon. Let us join forces and show our enemies what we're made of. Jizz bombs are the future. | 
