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10-23-2006, 05:38 PM
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#1 | | breaking bones not lines
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Quote: Q KL i LX: X marks the spot.
Q KL i LX: There is a shit stain on your underwear.
Q KL i LX: On the other side of your room is a mechanism that will only work when enough shit is applied to create a chemical reaction.
Q KL i LX: You need to scrub your shit stains on the mechanism. You have 2 minutes.
Q KL i LX: You'll notice that your underwear is glued to your genitals.
Q KL i LX: On the floor 3 feet to your left is an Xacto knife.
Q KL i LX: If you do not cut out the shit stains and scrub them on the mechanism in 2 minutes, your ceiling will begin making its quick descent to crush your body.
Q KL i LX: Inside the mechanism is an unadhesive and the key to leave this room.
| GOOD LUCK, FB.
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10-23-2006, 05:40 PM
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#2 | | //bemanistyle::[Regular]
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10-23-2006, 05:52 PM
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#3 | | //bemanistyle::[Member]
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10-23-2006, 05:54 PM
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#4 | | fistbump the whole dang world
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> put on wizard's robe and hat
You do not see a wizard's robe and hat.
> pick up xacto knife
You pick up the xacto knife by the blade, neatly slicing off your thumb and a finger.
> oh shit
That command is not recognized. Please enter a different command.
> pick up xacto knife by handle
You carefully lift the xacto knife.
You are losing a lot of blood.
> cut underwear
You bend over and begin to slice the skid marked portion of your underwear away, but unfortunately your lowered blood pressure makes this difficult and you accidentally stab yourself in the posterior. How unfortunate. With some effort you manage to slice away the last portion and it falls to the floor.
You are losing a lot of blood.
The ceiling is rumbling ominously.
> pick up sliced underwear
You lift the forlorn looking piece of undergarment off the floor.
Black dots dance in front of your eyes.
The ceiling is rumbling ominously.
> rub underwear on mechanism
You begin to walk toward the mechanism, but are too weak from the pain and blood loss to continue. You fall to the floor, spinning around to land face up; the skid marked underwear flutters down toward your face. This meant that, mercifully, you only had to hear the ceiling's onrushing descent and feel a brief instant of indescribable pain rather than watch it plummet towards you.
You have died. Would you like to try this room again? (Y/N)
> man fuck this shit that was bullshit
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10-23-2006, 05:58 PM
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This would make an awesome party game.
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10-23-2006, 06:11 PM
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#6 | | HOW DO U KNO?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MadRoll  > put on wizard's robe and hat
You do not see a wizard's robe and hat.
> pick up xacto knife
You pick up the xacto knife by the blade, neatly slicing off your thumb and a finger.
> oh shit
That command is not recognized. Please enter a different command.
> pick up xacto knife by handle
You carefully lift the xacto knife.
You are losing a lot of blood.
> cut underwear
You bend over and begin to slice the skid marked portion of your underwear away, but unfortunately your lowered blood pressure makes this difficult and you accidentally stab yourself in the posterior. How unfortunate. With some effort you manage to slice away the last portion and it falls to the floor.
You are losing a lot of blood.
The ceiling is rumbling ominously.
> pick up sliced underwear
You lift the forlorn looking piece of undergarment off the floor.
Black dots dance in front of your eyes.
The ceiling is rumbling ominously.
> rub underwear on mechanism
You begin to walk toward the mechanism, but are too weak from the pain and blood loss to continue. You fall to the floor, spinning around to land face up; the skid marked underwear flutters down toward your face. This meant that, mercifully, you only had to hear the ceiling's onrushing descent and feel a brief instant of indescribable pain rather than watch it plummet towards you.
You have died. Would you like to try this room again? (Y/N)
> man fuck this shit that was bullshit
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10-23-2006, 08:31 PM
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#7 | | BACK IN BLACK
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Code: > Take off pants
You remove your pants, to reveal some nasty stained underoos under your jeans.
> Equip XActo Knife
You equip the XActo knife. Unfortunately, it has a latent effect of 5% chance of poison.
> roll die
You have rolled a twenty, which means you are now poisoned. Lose 5 HP a turn.
> what how does that even work
I'm sorry, I don't recognize this command
-5 HP
> unequip underwear
You use the equipped XActo knife and cut away at the underoos, removing the part that you need.
-5 HP
> cast poisonra
Casting poisonra... Cast success! Player is free of poison
The ceiling begins to lower
> place underwear on mechanism
You frantically rub the underwear on the machine, which opens up a door to reveal the exit, as well as some glue remover. You quickly dart out of the room, only to reveal the next room, full of spikes and spring-loaded floor panels
> walk forward
You walk one panel forward, and activate a spring trap. You fly upwards in the air, only to have your chest crash through a spike. You gasp for air desperately, but perish in your futile attempts to free yourself
GAME OVER Anybody have walkthroughs for this game plz | |
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10-23-2006, 08:31 PM
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I never saw Saw.
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10-23-2006, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by God Oh me. | yeah?
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10-23-2006, 08:38 PM
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#10 | | I walked on the moon
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10-23-2006, 09:30 PM
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#11 | | 13 Monsters 13 Monsters!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MadRoll > put on wizard's robe and hat
You do not see a wizard's robe and hat. | Isn't it "I put on my robe and wizards had?"
Psssh.
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10-23-2006, 09:41 PM
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#12 | | g//ay for k//eternal
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Originally Posted by Sexy Isn't it "I put on my robe and wizards had?" | Wizards had what?
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10-23-2006, 09:52 PM
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10-23-2006, 09:53 PM
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#14 | | Revived forum guy
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