I Wonder Why Scorpion Doesn't Have A Girlfriend - Page 4

Vangulus The Great · 10-17-2006, 05:19 PM

Just leave.

Blue0ctane · 10-17-2006, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorpion SGT

YOU'RE A COCK SMOOCHING ASSHOLE....DONT GET SO UPSET ITS JUST THE INTERNET, PRICK MUNCH!

I'm the one who's upset?

You're typing in all caps, using barely coherent insults, and I'm the one upset?

If you care that much about our opinion, learn to make valuable posts and not sound like a whining chode. That may be hard to do, though, because you are a whining chode.

By the way, can someone explain what cock-smooching is? Is that some kind of gay sex thing? What about a prick munch? Is that when you chomp on someone's chode?

DELICIOUS HOT COCK · 10-17-2006, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Blue0ctane

By the way, can someone explain what cock-smooching is?

What his dog is doing to him.

Mint Mania IIDX · 10-17-2006, 05:26 PM

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Vangulus The Great · 10-17-2006, 05:28 PM

YES!

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*phuzion* · 10-17-2006, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorpion SGT

YOU'RE A COCK SMOOCHING ASSHOLE....DONT GET SO UPSET ITS JUST THE INTERNET, PRICK MUNCH!

I rarely if ever post in Forum Boredom.

But when I do, it's a serious occasion.

You're basically fucked. Forum Boredom is essentially a 200 car freight train moving at 60MPH and you're a Honda Civic. Think you can stop them? I'd love to see you try.

On a more serious note, don't take FB seriously, don't get pissed at people just because they roast on you. Yeah, you're the epitome of a bad poster and everything but seriously, take it lightly, it's the fucking internet.

Oh, and the whole "FIGHT THE POWER" thing in your sig, right next to a message complaining against one of the most well known staff members here isn't really a good idea, it just brings bad attention to you.

Now, have a good day, and enjoy being roasted by Forum Boredom.

Blue0ctane · 10-17-2006, 05:30 PM

Bad poster retrospective on Scorpion is absolutely required right now.

*phuzion* · 10-17-2006, 05:31 PM

Not yet. He's only got like 10 posts in FB.

Give him a week.

Plus, he's gotta be nominated.

Vangulus The Great · 10-17-2006, 05:31 PM

Truth about badmouthing the mods.

It even says that it in the rules. You don't wanna do that Scorpion. But at this point I don't think you give a fuck anymore so I'll just let you crash and burn while the rest of FB roasts you alive.

Buh-Bye Scorpion SGT We hardly knew ye...

DELICIOUS HOT COCK · 10-17-2006, 05:32 PM

Plus, he's not gonna last.

Geschpooklichkeit · 10-17-2006, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Phuzion

Not yet. He's only got like 10 posts in FB.

Give him a week.

Plus, he's gotta be nominated.

At this rate, it probably won't happen.

Blue0ctane · 10-17-2006, 05:33 PM

Phuzion, I'd be willing to bet parts of my anatomy that he's going to be nominated twenty-fold once eligible.

beatdown · 10-17-2006, 05:33 PM

Okay guys, This thread is fucked. Why the fuck are we making fun of a single user anyway?

DELICIOUS HOT COCK · 10-17-2006, 05:33 PM

Question: Will he ever be eligible?

Blue0ctane · 10-17-2006, 05:34 PM

The only reason that Beatdown is defending Scorpion is because we get on his case as well.

Go back to aboot the location where your hoose is. (No offense to any other Canadians on these forums.)