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10-05-2006, 06:04 AM
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#1 | | //bemanistyle::[Member]
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"..Let's see.. Is this the dark looming cave I was told to go to?" 
"Weird shaped cavern.. clouds that aren't shaped like normal clouds.. fuckin' M's that are supposed to be birds.. yeah, this looks like the location of melty cave, alright! I guess I'm on my way. Apparently I'm supposed to locate the mystical DISCO machine that is the source of finding treasure of some sort. Who knows. Shit." 
"...Is... Is that supposed to be a skull or what? What IS that? If it is a skull, where's the rest of the body? And that blood looks mighty fresh... This all better be worth it, that's all I'm saying.
...and just now I realize I'm talking to myself. That's just awesome. And now even though I know I'm talking to myself, I'm still doing it. Sweet Christ I sweat alot. Let... let's just move on. 
"Alright, time to break the fourth wall here guys. Ignore the fact that one of my pupils is a little lower than the other, and decide an important decision for me.
You'll notice to my right, a fucking ugly device of some sort. It has three buttons. A green, a red, and a blue one kind of hanging off on its own there.
Which should I press? Please don't end up killing me guys.. especially if this was a Sierra game.. man, I'd be dying about 20 times every screen.. and the countless advertisements of their other games.. LETS JUST FORGET ABOUT THAT.
So guys, which is itHOLY SHIT WHAT ARE THOSE QUESTION MARKS DOING ABOVE MY HEAD?"
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10-05-2006, 10:02 AM
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The blue thing is a lever.
...lever=doom.
...push the red button=sun goes down
make the black cousin to the zoloft ball push the green button then.
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10-05-2006, 11:33 AM
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#3 | | //bemanistyle::[Member]
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Originally Posted by Danser  make the black cousin to the zoloft ball push the green button then. | "...I'm not emo like that fag.
"Regardless, I guess I could give that button a try... ZOOP!" 
"uGHHhh Talk about a mind fuck. Now my form changed. What's with all these lazers behind me? Crazy disco machine.
Wait, I can actually HEAR myself talk now! I have ears! Thank you, voice from the darkness telling me to push the green button!
..Wait.. HOW COULD I HEAR YOU IF I DIDNT HAVE EARS BEFORE, you ask?
Easy enough to answer: Shut up!" 
Ears AND a sword? Sticking to green could be the way to go for me. This is a sweet deal. I'll just uh extract this sword with my mind.. and it shall hover in the air in front of me, as if I were holding it in my .. well what you guys call hands.
And now I have to enter a cave.. INSIDE of a cave? This whole setup is messed. up. But hell, things have been going SO well that I don't quite see the proble.. 
...oh.
OK UH HURRY UP AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO, ANYTHING! HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A SNAKE? WHAT IS THAT?!!?
...furthermore HOLY SHIT MY SWORD SWAPPED COLORS WOW WHAT A COOL SWORD!
...but as for now HOLY SHIT MONSTER GUY
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10-05-2006, 11:35 AM
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#4 | | ~WILL YURI FOR TOKENS~
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HADOKEN
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10-05-2006, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Shinden HADOKEN | sard hadoken!
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10-05-2006, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Shinden HADOKEN | "Hello there my green friend. I have been so bored sitting in this cave alone for all these years. Simply keep me company for a little while and I shall supply you with much treasu-"
"HA-DO-KEN!" 
"hahah, fuck this sword. It appears this form DOES have hands, enabling me to do the hadoken. That evil snake thing said some shit before I kicked the shit out of him, but I was so busy being cool to pay attention.
OH WELL LETS MOVE ON YES? Or should I do anything here? Search his body? Rub his blood on my face for some weird satanic reason? (PS I was too lazy so I just made one picture this time in other words)
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10-05-2006, 12:11 PM
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pull out its eyes and put them in your mouth
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10-05-2006, 12:13 PM
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#8 | | ~WILL YURI FOR TOKENS~
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10-05-2006, 12:21 PM
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Befriend the corpse, see if it still gives you treasure.
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10-05-2006, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by MadRoll voted 5
pull out its eyes and put them in your mouth | 
.... Okay I'm moving along.. Lord that was bloody. Snakes are NOT supposed to be that bloody. Mmph. Oh God these eyes taste so bad in my mouth, why do you make me suffer so? SHIT I EVEN HAVE A GAY ANIME SWEATDROP FOR FUCKS SAKES"
-quickly changes subject
"OH LOOK 3 doors! A round one, a square one and a pointy one?"
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10-05-2006, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Dewgy Befriend the corpse, see if it still gives you treasure. | I'm pretty sure its safe to say a MS paint picture would not proceed the story whatsoever if our friend did this.
BESIDES OUR SLIME FRIEND DID NOT HEAR WHAT THE SNAKE WAS SAYING
oh lord i am tired. I have to get going for now to work guys so we can do this later 
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10-05-2006, 12:30 PM
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Fit your round ass through the pointy door. Fate loves a hard-worker. | |
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10-05-2006, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Fletcher Fit your round ass through the pointy door. Fate loves a hard-worker. | I agree with this plan
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10-05-2006, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Fletcher Fit your round ass through the pointy door. Fate loves a hard-worker. | "Apparently, fate does not love me. As I pry the door open, I notice a Playsation 3 sitting in the middle of the room, with a sign under it marked "FREE! TAKE IT! NINTENDO SUX, KID GAMES LOL XBOX CONTROLLER BIG" beckoning for me on the other side. Rushing in, (holy shit the form of narration completely changed by the way), I realized I could not squeeze into the door, breaking it off in the process.
Now the door is fucking STUCK to my body, and apparently the room inside of it is as well. That's my luck, huh?" 
Back to square on.. HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT.
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"..."
"I'm the stereotype ghost! Boo! HA HA!"
"...Wanna come along with me on an adventure seeking fortune and .. wait.. you look like a sperm."
2 things guys. What should I do next, and how should the ghost react? SHOULD HE PARTNER UP!? SHOULD THERE BE A DILEMMA HERE OR SHOULD I PICK ANOTHER DOOR?
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10-05-2006, 02:29 PM
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Give the ghost one of the eyes in your mouth.
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