I promise not to be mean. So as long as you provide bananas.
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Have you not seen an earlier post in circlejerk? They go in my porn film *The Sword in the Banana.* Also, they will be used for other purposes. Like eating, perhaps.
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I am scared of NO FEMALES! Well... except my mom... and my gf... they can be pretty scary...
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I now work at Universal Studios Hollywood. Which means my appearance here is often rare and *insert other witty word here*. Literally need discounted tickets? If you know me, PM me.
Before you ask WHO that is in my avatar, that...is...ME!