__________________ | and he carries the reminders
true love is jacking off on a twenty dollar bill and giving it to the salvation army. put this in your sig if you believe in true love.
You could always take my job at the porn store. It pays decent, and there's always nice little *perks*. All you'd have to do is live in Vegas.
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I now work at Universal Studios Hollywood. Which means my appearance here is often rare and *insert other witty word here*. Literally need discounted tickets? If you know me, PM me.
Before you ask WHO that is in my avatar, that...is...ME!