itt MINT'S FULKLORE

[Anthony of [TGA]]

Originally Posted by Trick Master Mint

There's this one folklore where if you get lured into this forum, you die. It's like the Ring, only with us. I dunno. It's 3 in the morning, and I'm tired. Can you imagine the Ring with the FB community in it? I mean, god... Dewgy cuts on his TV, MidReal comes out the fucking well, Reenee calls Dewgy and is all "sup", Dewgy posts a thread here about MidReal coming to kill his ass in like... 10 seconds, in 5 seconds NVLM has already posted three replies to the thread, Kimcicle says that Dewgy's thread sucks, blackpants and Akira make the damn thread go off-topic... something about kittens, In the Groove, and scat porngraphy, VGD decides to invite that angel ass girl from Gaia into the forum, by this point MidReal already peeled off Dewgy's skin or something so Dewgy's one dead motherfucker, there's some funeral that FB holds where they play rislim -remix- with V [a]'s notechart, Toph somehow AAAs the damn thing and unlocks hidden Happy Sky Celica hentai, Lisu flies out the machine wearing a suit covered in question marks and talks about how you can get money from MAX 300 HS3 Hidden Sudden Mirror, Kilga shows up and has no idea what the fuck anyone is talking about, MidReal comes in out of nowhere and decides to ask where Dewgy is, knowing damn well that he just killed his ass, then the spirit of Dewgy posts a new thread about MidReal killing him and how cool heaven/hell/the internet from beyond actually is but really MidReal just sent him into the future, NVLM has something and puts a lot of emotions after it, Akira posts a really stupid image macro that is actually very clever and loved by everyone, Angelic Clock saves it and cuts himself because Linkin Park is playing out of his mom's stomach, Kilga says something, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW threads are abound, FB reaches its ultimate point of awesome, Keith comes in and mentions how drunk he is and posts a video of him peeing on the servers, Anthony laughs, and then djparanoia, Zane, pads, and PikaBiZkiT come in, mock everyone's boyfriends and girlfriends, talking about how stupid I am, delete all of the thread in FB, and end the entire escapade by doing a ritual summoning of a Final Fantasy X aeon while the 5th Mix version of Tribal Dance plays over the span of a 30-mile radius, which causes a huge orgy of sound to infiltrate the ears of the masses, making the world enter a widescale riot, furries at the helm, in which everyone wears Valkyrie Profile armor, arms themselves with thousands of spears made of chocolate sprinkles, like a shooting star across the midnight sky, wherever you are you're gonna see me fly, like a shooting star across the midnight sky, wherever you are you're gonna see me flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, and this just causes an entire new set of problems involving the T-virus and some city full of raccoons which is a pretty dumb city FYI, because they must have a huge problem with garbage disposal (I mean, those little bastards are always getting into the trash cans, blowin' up shit like some rodent terrorists fuck terrorism), but I hear their governor is pretty cool and talks about tax reduction, because dammit, I'm sick of getting a 4 right as I get off of Go, because then I have to pay 10% or 200 dollars, and I'm really fucking sick of counting all of my money and properties to see whether or not 10% is less than 200 dollars, because I fucking want that hotel unless it's some weird version like the Star Wars one, because then you can do that stupid rule where if you say dollars instead of credits, people get to skullfuck you through an eyesocket of their choosing, and I for one like both my eyes thank you very much because seeing is believing, which reminds me of Bandai's new slogan "Playing is believing" but that doesn't make any sense because all they release are stupid fighting games about Inuyasha, Zatch Bell, and One Piece, and I want a fucking Galaxy Angel/Tokyo Mew Mew hentai fighting game crossover micro-management dating sim real-time strategy RPG platformer, where I play as Mint and have to fuck Ichigo over a vat of hot lava in a certain time limit while fighting off massive hordes of Chinese underlings to THE MIGHTY LU BU who wasn't really all that mighty, BUT GOD DAMN WHEN I MAXED HIM OUT HIS STATS WERE FUCKING HIGH AND IF YOU HAD HIS BEST WEAPON AND HIT THE SQUARE BUTTON TWICE AND THEN THE TRIANGE BUTTON A LOT IN A COMBO HE WOULD KILL EVERYTHING, oh fuck I left my caps lock on sorry about that, and yeah, I want to see naked anime girls fighting in each other in post-apocalytpic Mexico, post Hurricane Burrito, which would be the next hurricane set, because names and letters are fucking dumb, food is where it's at, and oh my god, that'd be a huge fucking burrito (dammit I'm hungry now), and the hurricane would be made of lasers from the future, and all of Forum Boredom would have to band together to create a coalition capable of standing up against the LASER BURRITO STORM, and the Army of Chaos would be there, the Scream Squad would be there (except for Celcius because PikaBiZkiT would be busy bitching at him about the size and color of the new curtains he bought for his FORD TRUCK AMERICA YEAH BUY OUR TRUCKS), the Gaia FB group would be there including that now FB Trajedy chick that Dewgy knows but that doesn't matter because Dewgy is in the future due to MidReal (thanks a fucking lot), and then the rest of us would be TEAM MINCHIKO feat. DM Ashura, and not in the sense that DM Ashura would be fighting with us but he'd remix us in a way no one thought possible and then everyone would bitch at him about how it sounds and then Kyle Ward would come up in conversation and the head of Andamiro would be HEY I KNOW THAT GUY BANYA BANYA BANYA BANYA (which I think would be a great way to ban people out of BMS, in which you would redirect them to Exceed 2's BANYA CHANNEL and they'd be stucking listening to Canon-D backwards mixed with MAXX Unlimited, Sakura, Oasis, and for no reason, the comedy music tracks of Monty Python more like Monty Pi Phight lol), and the new team of people against MASTER HURRICANE LASER BURRITO MANSTORM would be called AYANAMI REI & SOHRYU ASUKA LANGREY GRIMROCK! MIX EDITION NON0SCALE(165MM/EACH) ACTION FIGURE FROM "NEON GENESIS EVANGELION" SQUAD, which I have dibs on whoever's younger because RK's a pedophile and I wanna fuck him over, but I think Celcius is actually the pedophile because he is cute and OH MY GOD MIDREAL IS COMING OUT OF TELEVISION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA oh whew false alarm it was actually Reenee---OH SHIT. Yeah, that was an awesome folklore.

You fucking owe me your first born mint

[Alex]

THREAD VOTED 5

[Mint Mania IIDX]

I worry about myself sometimes. Also, first born's in the mail. ^_~ ARIGATOU, ANTHONY-KUN!

[Anthony of [TGA]]

Did you atleast poke holes in the box this time? Because when you mailed me your bunny it got here dead :-(

[Shinden]

Priceless.

[Novasonic of /flex]

A++ would buy again.

[Lain <3]

I want a fucking Galaxy Angel/Tokyo Mew Mew hentai fighting game crossover micro-management dating sim real-time strategy RPG platformer

sounds like rome: total anime

[RtRR]

There is no ending to my joy right now

I love this and everything right now

by the way mint i sent you a message asking what your avatar was

[t3hSurge]

Fast shipping, great product thanks! A+++++++++

[too sexy for this club]

AAA PERFECT.

[Akkaraju]

fuckin win

[Aeronautical Vigilante]

This is what I see - on top - on my first visit to Forum Boredom in months.

God damn it, why can't I be this insane when tired? The best I hit on was a Carlinesque observation on Sex Change operations.

So that no one asks, here it is (OH SHIT DERAIL???).

Okay, so, I was reading a Wikipedia article on transgender people, because I know a male-to-female transgender. Now, sex change operations change secondary sex characteristics and/or primary sex characteristics. We can safely ignore the secondary sex characteristics for the purposes of this tangent.

For those unaware, the primary sex characteristics are, to put it politely, the parts. In particular, those parts which occupy your crotchal region. Look down. If it's long and out, you're probably male. If not, you're probably female.

Male-to-female transgenders want it in. Female-to-male transgenders want it out. Any questions so far?

Now, here's the observation. The testicles, a male primary sex characteristic that is presumably removed during male-to-female sex change operations, are also the most sensitive point on the male body. So cutting them off must hurt like a motherfucker - presumably enough that lots of anasthetic is required. Enough that I'm betting that the new woman's going to be pretty fucked up when they wake up.

Now, I wonder, when they wake up and they're all like 'mrrrrrrrh', I wonder if they attribute the strangeness they are feeling to being (much closer to) a woman now, or the anasthetic.

It's thoughts like these that would make me a very bad doctor.

[Small Waves]

I CAN ONLY RATE IT A 5!? WELL, FUCK YOU, THREAD-RATING OPTION.

[t3hSurge]

Originally Posted by NekoIncardine

words

This appears to be a c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker.

[Ribos]

Hall of Fame. NOW.

This still far surpasses that Papa Roach thing.