Make My Obituary & win tokens!

[BLueSS]

You know those stories where the newspaper thought they were dead so they published the person's obituary before they were really dead...

THIS IS FB's CHANCE.

Tokens for the best posts in these two categories:
-Accurate, previously unknown information. (Can't steal it from a previous post)
-Clean, humorous funny summaries on my life.

Pretend I'm dead - GO GO GO.

[Shinden]

here lies BLueSS

~HE NEVER SCORED~

[Razer]

BLueSS died last week at the age of 73 when he choked on his penis in the middle of playing with his train set. We have no information how deep-throated himself with his own dong, but we're guessing it had something to do with those boxes in his attic. I'm only guessing that because I hate boxes. Lying there looking so fucking square. They're mocking me.

[nVGDlm_zk]

BLueSS

We never found that damn clue.

[Sanjuro]

BlueSS, of [Your age], was found outside his Seattle home by his parents, struck by a car. According to eye-witness reports, the taxi that hit him had a California license plate "FRESH". Also, they spotted two large purple fuzzy die in the mirror. If you have any information on this brutal hit and run, please call the local police. The calling hours will be held Tuesday, July 29, 2006 from 6:30 PM to 8:00 PM at [Insert funeral home], and the funeral will be at 10:00 AM the next morning at [Insert cemetary here]. He is survived by his parents and sister.

[BLueSS]

Originally Posted by Shinden

here lies BLueSS

~HE NEVER SCORED~

Correct. I haven't gotten married yet.
+30 tokens

Originally Posted by Razer_2mb

BLueSS died last week at the age of 73 when he choked on his penis in the middle of playing with his train set. We have no information how deep-throated himself with his own dong, but we're guessing it had something to do with those boxes in his attic. I'm only guessing that because I hate boxes. Lying there looking so fucking square. They're mocking me.

Err, that's kinda disgusting.
+5 tokens for the box thing.

Originally Posted by VGD

BLueSS

We never found that damn clue.

Uhh what clue?
+1 token

Originally Posted by Sanjuro

BlueSS, of [Your age], was found outside his Seattle home by his parents, struck by a car. According to eye-witness reports, the taxi that hit him had a California license plate "FRESH". Also, they spotted two large purple fuzzy die in the mirror. If you have any information on this brutal hit and run, please call the local police. The calling hours will be held Tuesday, July 29, 2006 from 6:30 PM to 8:00 PM at [Insert funeral home], and the funeral will be at 10:00 AM the next morning at [Insert cemetary here]. He is survived by his parents and sister.

Fuzzy Dice
In Seattle, getting hit by a car would be VERY likely.
+30 tokens.
No sister though...

[Geschpooklichkeit]

I believe VGD is referring to that stupid dog.

BlueSS:





Lived as a nigger, died a Latina.

[Lovely Harem Ladies]

R.I.P. BlueSS-Part Human, Part Wolf. He was last seen terrorizing from behind the scenes a la TWG. Now a faithful widow, Farf, his long lost love, weeps sorrowfully. DOES THIS WORLD NOT GIVE US JUSTICE FOR THE DEAD! *ahem* BlueSS was also to judge the OSC contest, which I, L.H.L., may enter. Hopefully, these words reach beyond the grave and return BlueSS's spirit to us. LONG LIVE THE uh... MOD!

[Akira]

Blue SweatShirt

Died after the 63rd DDROSC Annual Competition

Found dead at his office at [Insert Random Place] a Monday Morning.

"It is best to die before noon, 2 p.m. at the latest, so that there will be decent time for the entries to be done before the early evening deadline of the first bracket — and less inconvenience to the staff. All those interested in having the entire Tournament sum up their lives, even briefly, should also avoid dying on Saturday, when the deadline is very early."

BlueSS will always be remembered as a cherished son, brother, and trusted friend. His enthusiasm for hosting simfile tournaments was contagious. He maintained his faith and humor throughout his life. He was a member of the DDROSC Staff since it began.

Memorial services will be held Thursday at 2 p.m. at the Bemanistyle HQ in California.

[BLueSS]

Originally Posted by soundboz

BlueSS:





Lived as a nigger, died a Latina.

+0

Originally Posted by L.H.L. Revival

R.I.P. BlueSS-Part Human, Part Wolf. He was last seen terrorizing from behind the scenes a la TWG. Now a faithful widow, Farf, his long lost love, weeps sorrowfully. DOES THIS WORLD NOT GIVE US JUSTICE FOR THE DEAD! *ahem* BlueSS was also to judge the OSC contest, which I, L.H.L., may enter. Hopefully, these words reach beyond the grave and return BlueSS's spirit to us. LONG LIVE THE uh... MOD!

LOL@TWG references.
+35

Originally Posted by Akira

Blue SweatShirt

Died after the 63rd DDROSC Annual Competition

Found dead at his office at [Insert Random Place] a Monday Morning.

"It is best to die before noon, 2 p.m. at the latest, so that there will be decent time for the entries to be done before the early evening deadline of the first bracket — and less inconvenience to the staff. All those interested in having the entire Tournament sum up their lives, even briefly, should also avoid dying on Saturday, when the deadline is very early."

BlueSS will always be remembered as a cherished son, brother, and trusted friend. His enthusiasm for hosting simfile tournaments was contagious. He maintained his faith and humor throughout his life. He was a member of the DDROSC Staff since it began.

Memorial services will be held Thursday at 2 p.m. at the Bemanistyle HQ in California.

haha, this is great.
63 OSC competitions... that'd be crazy.
Got what BLueSS stands for (probably thanks to Yahoo Messenger) heh
+50

[Malev]

Dental records were needed to identify BlueSS' corpse.

[raven_tker]

bluess was a really cool guy =(

[Eight]

BlueSS was randomly transported to another dimension devoid of oxygen, where he prompty died.

His body was then transported to an island of cannibals where he fed hungry children for a few days.

Then those children began to take a strange interest in DDROSC. This was considered an act of heresy and they were promptly burned at the stake - after which their corpses were consumed.

This cycle went on until there was only one man left. Having consumed all of the errant pieces of BlueSS, he became immortal.

It is said that this strange man still lurks through internet message boards, hosting obscure stepfile contests.

[Farfegnugen]

BLueSS: He died gargling.