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Old 10-19-2006, 09:30 PM   #1
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My handwriting is godawful. It's tiny, baldy spaced, sloppy, and has marks all over it because my hand spazzes out at random times. This has been a problem for me my entire life, so much that T was given the worst handwriting award at my high school.
When a teacher encounters my handwriting, it usually becomes a 20-minute pep talk on how I should write bigger or slower or something else that's equally as futile. I usually sit there with a glazed look over my face with the knowledge that I'll get sympathy grades for a few weeks until they get fed up. They always end up succumbing to it in the end, though, and get out a magnifying glass to grade my papers.
But, today was different. Today marks the first day that a teacher has actually forced me to type my papers, which is ironic because this guy forced me to hand write my first paper despite ample warnings from me and the people in class who knew me. I got my paper back with this fine little comment scribbled on the bottom:
[there should be an image here but my scanner is being a cock so later]

"Ben - Could you type this up for me? I tried to make it out, but it's really tough. All I could really get was "Girlz buttz" on the left, which, come to think of it, is not entirely UN-Mozartian!"

I think this guy is my favorite professor ever.
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Old 10-19-2006, 09:32 PM   #2
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i saw girlz buttz and i knew it was gonna be at least 45% funny

lol.

girlz buttz.
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Old 10-19-2006, 09:34 PM   #3
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i lol'd.

"wanna know what i did today, i was lookin at girlz buttz..."
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:08 PM   #4
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You never know. Maybe in those old houses, when they're digging up old old old manuscripts they'll find the beginnings of "fuck this face, then my butt" and trace it back to Mozart's time.
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:26 PM   #5
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Today in calculus I got burned because they think my 1s look like 2s sometimes.
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:35 PM   #6
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I think the best example of bad handwriting in my school career came when once, I was trying to read part of an essay I was in the process of writing, and actually had to ask three people to try and make out what was on the page before someone could come up with anything.

Yes, my handwriting was so bad, I couldn't read my own writing.
 

Old 10-20-2006, 09:57 AM   #7
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i challenge farf to bad writing contest, i'm always forced to type my papers or instant fail
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Old 10-20-2006, 10:38 AM   #8
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My handwriting is godawful.
5char.

but mines is quite big, still sloppy though.
I think it's because my hands are a touch too large... of course you know what they say about guys with large hands.
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Old 10-20-2006, 10:47 AM   #9
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Old 10-21-2006, 12:56 AM   #10
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my handwriting is mostly bad because 1) I hold pens/pencils unusually; and 2) my right middle finger is permanently broken
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Old 10-21-2006, 12:58 AM   #11
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Write a review of FTFTMB in your handwriting, and have everything but the song title in chicken scratch. Maybe some lyrics too. Also write most of it in jive talk.
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Old 10-21-2006, 01:02 AM   #12
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my handwriting is mostly bad because 1) I hold pens/pencils unusually;
How is one supposed to hold a pencil/pen?
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Old 10-21-2006, 01:16 AM   #13
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How is one supposed to hold a pencil/pen?
there is a particular way one is supposed to hold writing utensils and trust me I don't hold them that way

I hold them more like I'm trying to angrily carve something
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Old 10-21-2006, 02:01 AM   #14
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My writing is ridiculously small and illegible. Mostly because I write really really fast. But I hate writing anyway so it's all good.
 

Old 10-21-2006, 02:57 AM   #15
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I was granted the unfortunate ability to write like a left handed person with my right hand.

In effect, my handwriting is like a game of Go. No two times I write look the same... ever.
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