My room got into a traffic accidnet.

[m335h73r of PBJ]

So about 2 days ago around 9:30pm my room was crashed into by my neighbor's Audi 3.1TL. Apparently the person driving the vehicle just got her license and stepped on the gas instead of the brake.

The entire wall caved the fuck in. My bed is completely destroyed. But on the bright side, I get a new wall and new shit.

So Internet, what should I say I lost in this accident so as I could get more neat $tuff.

[-mex-]

What are you getting cash wise?

[dat shit cray]

Say you left a bag of weed worth $100,000 in your bedroom that got destroyed. Demand that damages be paid in full. Tell us about the reaction.

[m335h73r of PBJ]

Thanks for getting me arrested, Irob.

[raven_tker]

say you want your wall back

[m335h73r of PBJ]

That's a given.

[raven_tker]

lol

[DELICIOUS HOT COCK]

Demand sexual favors.

[WiLLiSTER]

I coulda sworn that said "sexual flavors"

[TTRlovesMittens]

Say that you had a Van Gogh or Picasso on the wall that got completely obliterated when the wall crashed. Just buy a frame and brake it, and slap some pain on a canvas. It will trick EVERYONE

[WiLLiSTER]

Say the Audi was yours. >=]

She was stealing it. yeaaaa

[DELICIOUS HOT COCK]

Originally Posted by Anti_gilbert

I coulda sworn that said "sexual flavors"

Tastes like cherry.

[Heavy Metal Hero]

Tell her you had your wall insulated with revolutionary laptop computers made entirely of fiberglass that were top secret and worth millions of dollars each.

[DELICIOUS HOT COCK]

Tell her you left your virginity on that wall for safekeeping.

[WiLLiSTER]

Ask if she destroyed the wall to confuse you, so she could steal some dongs.

She'll probably say no, but that's a god damn lie and you know it.