OMG H4X

t3hSurge · 10-05-2006, 01:29 PM

Up all night, MMO, 4channing, etc. I was suprisingly awake today, and once again I decided to skip class. 9:30, phone rings. (shakey voice) Hello, you have 4 packages at the front desk. I haven't ordered anything at all! This is bizzare. I head downstairs to the dorm lobby and low an behold, 2 policeman at the counter as two enter the building and all four immediately lock eyes on me then continue talking. I reach the desk and I hear "good boy, good boy." The lady at the desk ignores me and one of the cops immediately asked me if I had ordered anything motorized or ticking. I panicked. I have no idea why, but they had to sit me down and take my ID. One came back and said I'm clean and the cop started asking me if I knew anyone or if anyone had a grudge on me. I told him no, no grudges, no orders, no ups. Still I was freaking out. Well, I wasn't freaking out until he told me that if it scans clean I have to open it. They dragged in a big x-ray machine and a few minutes later he asked me if I'd ordered any bottles. Instantly, a massive sigh of relief as I realized my scam had somehow worked.

Suddenly waiting for my delicious rewards, I quickly explained to the cops what I had ordered and avoid saying I'd lied about throwing a party. I opened a case and showed them and signed my packages off. Once upstairs it was Christmas morning. This shit rocks.

Summary:

:eek: :dance:

OH GAWD, IS DAT SUM LANZ?

The offending bombs:

The main haul:

Some extras:

Danser · 10-05-2006, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t3hSurge

my tank is fight

t3hSurge · 10-05-2006, 01:43 PM

Did I not explain the source of the sound? The downstairs was vibrating causing the bottles to shake against the styrofoam.

Geschpooklichkeit · 10-05-2006, 03:48 PM

That's a (superlative) coincidence than when Dewgy encountered the ORLY? cosplayer at Otakon.

GOD GODDY · 10-05-2006, 04:15 PM

The inconsistencies and grammatical errors in your story really take away from its potential.

t3hSurge · 10-05-2006, 04:17 PM

I have words that are not great for narrating.

Edit: Now that I think about it, I wrote that on an extreme hyper-activity high.

Akkaraju · 10-05-2006, 04:54 PM

you've got some real bawls there.

t3hSurge · 10-05-2006, 06:14 PM

Anyone want a bouncy ball?

babbagamp shramp camp · 10-05-2006, 07:13 PM

Please explain how this scam worked, preferably in enough detail to permit replication.

t('' ) · 10-05-2006, 07:49 PM

video tutorial plz

ANGRY ABOUT ENGLISH · 10-05-2006, 08:04 PM

Bawls will "sponsor" any LAN party with a website.

Guess how many people have put up LAN websites for free Bawls?

noisy doll☆ · 10-05-2006, 08:43 PM

the point is that he used this website, which he doesn't exactly own, to get himself some bawls.

...asshole. haha

RtRR · 10-05-2006, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletcher

Bawls will "sponsor" any LAN party with a website.

So if I enter ffr.com for the website and give my address, they'll give me free bawls?

Heavy Metal Hero · 10-05-2006, 08:58 PM

lemonparty.org

send me my free bawls

ANGRY ABOUT ENGLISH · 10-05-2006, 08:58 PM

Very likely. More than one has been even more half-assed than that and worked (I've seen some Geocities sites score people a package.)