Holy shit.
Okay. So I snuck some non 5-key gabba onto today's batch. 250bpm was playing when the mall walkers came around this morning and some little old lady told me she thought it was odd music, but she was glad we were playing Christian tunes. So I asked how that worked.
Apparently, she was hearing an interesting interpretation of the "lyrics", which she would describe as "High up on the one crucifix, that's why he's resurrected for your sins, I like the way that he's (He's?) godly."
I kept a straight face until I could no longer see her, and even then I went into the back to laugh my ass off. |