[popular game] sucks ass - a mdrl public service announcement

[I AM THE PROPHECY.]

[technique] was pioneered by [older title] and the fact that [mod] now includes [technique] means, instead of [mod] introducing a fun play mechanic to an otherwise old gameplay structure, that [mod] is a blatant ripoff populated by no-skill n00bs [ed: use this term entirely seriously and note that the inclusion of 0s rather than o's is a critical aspect of the word]

[I AM THE PROPHECY.]

preemptive dbv "whatever, mockery attempt failed" post

[Vangulus The Great]

someone doesn't like microsoft these days

[dat shit cray]

Originally Posted by Vangulus The Great

someone doesn't like microsoft these days

I'd direct your attention to the Other Gaming forum from whence this sarcastic commentary originates.

Though maybe it's not sarcastic commentary maybe MDRL's account was hijacked because it's too perfect of a duplication of said poster's behavior.

Though I think we're missing the complaint on the very unexpected propogation of users that are usually too young/inexperienced with gaming to remember the original release of a game which, after gathering much dust, was released to the general public as shareware and thusly are not familiar with the mechanics of the game, and their tendency to ask questions. While a lot of users would be aggravated by that, they'd usually realize that the game had taken a turn for the worse and either accept it or move on.

Also sequels, no matter how much everyone else liked them, suck.

[dat shit cray]

Also, while many people differ in opinions with me on video games, I assure you that I am the utmost authority in deciding whether or not a video game is good or bad.

[dat shit cray]

And if you don't agree with me on the subject of video games, then I'm just going to say that you are intellectually incapable of understanding what makes a good video game because obviously [popular game] is popular for very bad reasons.

[dat shit cray]

I'm reassured the truth of this fact because I eat before I go to sleep and have lucid dreams.

[dickrazor]

Originally Posted by Irob

Also sequels, no matter how much everyone else liked them, suck.

EXCEPT ZONE OF THE ENDERS 2 BECAUSE THE FIRST ONE SUCKED

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[dat shit cray]

Originally Posted by deathrazor

EXCEPT ZONE OF THE ENDERS 2 BECAUSE THE FIRST ONE SUCKED

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Incorrect you just are too stupid to realize that both of them sucked.

[deepbluevibes]

i'm flattered that people go out of their way so much to try to insult me
also gj being biased and closing the topic bemanistyle
awesome job, simply awesome
just like how i got a warning point because i said "hahahah" to an idiot saying chrono trigger was the best rpg ever


5 weeks after i posted it

:O

[dat shit cray]

Originally Posted by deepbluevibes

also gj being biased and closing the topic bemanistyle

We simply knew everyone was going to agree with you, and that there couldn't be much discussion if everyone's just going to agree with you.

Originally Posted by deepbluevibes

just like how i got a warning point because i said "hahahah" to an idiot saying chrono trigger was the best rpg ever


5 weeks after i posted it

:O

The moderator who performed this travesty is an idiot that was acting way out of line and I shall petition for his removal immediately!

[dickrazor]

Originally Posted by Irob

Incorrect you just are too stupid to realize that both of them sucked.

So tell me of any other mech fighting game that has faster and more exciting gameplay, as well as a decent story and unlockable mini-games.

[dat shit cray]

Originally Posted by deathrazor

So tell me of any other mech fighting game that has faster and more exciting gameplay, as well as a decent story and unlockable mini-games.

Starsiege: Tribes

[Hortence:The Muleface Mod]

[noteworthy sequel] is also a terrible game because [new gameplay element] detracts from the experience as a whole, and they took out the [old gameplay element few people cared for] while leaving in the [old gameplay element which was largely irrelevant to how the game plays anyway].

[Reference to shoddy NES game which is completely dissimilar to the game being reviewed save for one minor element].

[dat shit cray]

Originally Posted by deepbluevibes

i'm flattered that people go out of their way so much to try to insult me

Also I forgot to ask you to relinquish your statement here as both MDRL and I realize that it would be impossible to try and insult you. This thread is a tribute, not a mockery.