[popular game] sucks ass - a mdrl public service announcement

[I AM THE PROPHECY.]

Originally Posted by Revolver Koala

I heard that Oblivion was much, much better than Morrowind, but Morrowind made me want to tear my eyeballs out and shove them down the throat of any member of the development staff chosen at random, then pluck out their eyeballs and repeat the process with another member of the development staff until they were all dead or I passed out from blood loss/shock

I guess what I'm trying to say is should I give Oblivion a shot even though I didn't really care for Morrowind at all

I do sort of like MMOs, so it's not like the entire concept is bad

Though I don't like soloing in MMOs

Like at all

well you can play a summon character and constantly pull in assistance i guess? the combat is way, WAY different from a typical MMO though

in that you have to, you know

participate

[dat shit cray]

Originally Posted by MadRoll

man do you go for a walk in the inner city without a piece

go lift some good weapons and then beat some ass!

I had the tendency to want to piss off the guards for some reason.

[Novasonic of /flex]

Oh guys don't forget I ran tournaments and was heavy into the scene and people know me because I'm such an important guy.

[ranatalus]

I feel that [older, more obscure game] by [same publisher] is far superior to [popular game] by virtue of [poor reason], [irrelevant reason], and [statement of personal preference due to an outside influence that has nothing to do with the game at all].

Also, I have a personal dislike for [person involved in making of popular game] and will never like anything they do.

[Heavy Metal Hero]

dudes ur tatse in gaems sux bcuz [poorly worded personal insult] and ur a [implication of prostitution] who [insinuation that previous posters are homosexual] so go n play beter games u fags

get a lief lol [drawn out onomatopoeia indicating laughter followed by unnecessary chain of exclamation points and emoticon flood]

[kamron_1 [7.0]]

[your name here] sucks dongs

[deepbluevibes]

i thought this was about trying to burn me but after those last few posts i think the thread has gone off in

fuck im going to sleep

[Revolver Koala]

This thread was never about you

It was a subtle and cleverly disguised commentary about the state of race relations and immigration in the United States

[Sanjuro]

It is my well thought out opinion that [obscure sucky game] is better than [well known sucky game] due to the fact that it is obscure and [irrelevance].

Also it should be known that [Old FF Game] is the best RPG in existance aside from [obscure RPG or Earthbound].

[nVGDlm_zk]

[ male genetalia ]

[Geschpooklichkeit]

I think that [pre-1998 game] is better than [post-1998 game] for the sake of it being [adverb form of a game element] superior, even though it has deplorable graphics by today's standards.

[dat shit cray]

[meme] sucks

[ColorOfSakura]

What a non-gamer hears when a gamer rants or raves about a new game:

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[Mystic]

new [pokemon] games suck because there are [too many pokemens]

oh

[deepbluevibes]

Originally Posted by Revolver Koala

This thread was never about you

It was a subtle and cleverly disguised commentary about the state of race relations and immigration in the United States

[negro]face