so I am probably homeless starting friday evening

[ranatalus]

long story short

falling out between me and a friend of mine, primarily caused by his girlfriend's intense dislike of me, which is funny since I kind of set them up

anyone have any comments or suggestions

[raven_tker]

move to my place lol

[Hortence:The Muleface Mod]

cardboard box

handjobs for crack/bemani

[beatzero]

There's always your parents' house or a soup kitchen or something. There's no shame in living with your mother at your age, and anyone who thinks otherwise is an insecure bag of douche.

By the way, Dewgy, what's the point of giving out handjobs? That's like offering to be paid to come to a guy's house and feed him like a baby.














here comes the choo choo train~

[ranatalus]

Originally Posted by beatzero

There's always your parents' house or a soup kitchen or something. There's no shame in living with your mother at your age, and anyone who thinks otherwise is an insecure bag of douche.

while this is typically an acceptable solution

there is some drama there that would make it difficult at best, probably not likely at all

and souji I would consider it but uh

my friends are here

my GIRLFRIEND is here

and my job is here

so, no dice

[raven_tker]

yeah im sure the school doesnt want strangers living there for a while anyway.

[beatzero]

Originally Posted by ranatalus

no dice

Then just do whatever Dewgy said, except offer blowjobs instead of handjobs because handjobs are something people do to themselves. Handjobs, you see, come from within, like confidence, happiness, and stomach acid.

In all seriousness, can you just get your own apartment?

[ranatalus]

Originally Posted by beatzero

Then just do whatever Dewgy said, except offer blowjobs instead of handjobs because handjobs are something people do to themselves. Handjobs, you see, come from within, like confidence, happiness, and stomach acid.

In all seriousness, can you just get your own apartment?

dude if I had the money to get my own place, don't you think I would've done it by now

[RtRR]

Why does your friend's girlfriend hate you?

[Mystic]

i'd let you stay here but uh

i don't think my mom would approve

[kimcicle]

Camp behind a strip mall living out of your car stealing internet.

Be like me. 8)

[Nomi]

Tell them all that? So some bitch doesn't like you. Unless your friend/ex-friend has his head all the way up his ass, he'll probably still let you sleep there and shit. Try to work it out or something.

I would never try to get a place sharing with a significant other and a friend+significant other. Way too much room for drama. I'd require a whole lot of legal paperwork to prevent anyone getting dicked over if I were to try that.

[Mystic]

Originally Posted by Nomi

Unless your friend/ex-friend has his head all the way up his ass

>_>

<_<

[normac]

Don't go anywhere and see what happens. Lol!

[noisy doll☆]

bro's before ho's, man. what is wrong with your friend