Tell me...

beatzero · 07-30-2006, 12:57 AM

...have you ever really,
really, really ever loved a woman?

raven_tker · 07-30-2006, 01:02 AM

are you drunk/high tonight

m335h73r of PBJ · 07-30-2006, 01:03 AM

I did once, then she destroyed 90% of my trust in women.

Revolver Koala · 07-30-2006, 01:07 AM

Not really

I liked her quite a bit even though she was kind of nuts in a "I had a prereg for Animazement and skipped out of it to go to some pagan moon fucker campout" way and then she suddenly decided to become super nuts and dumped me for little reason that I can figure out and it's not like she hates me or anything but she's nutty as shit and that's been my only girlfriend all the other ones that I've liked preferred to whine to me all the time about how much their boyfriends suck and they wish they were more like me and then turn me down all the time and go out with a parade of losers until they hit the super special jackpot of getting knocked up

This is the story of why I enjoy guro EDIT: and run on sentences

beatzero · 07-30-2006, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raven_tker

are you drunk/high tonight

Oh, man. I've been waiting for someone to ask me that.

Because I'm not.

raven_tker · 07-30-2006, 01:10 AM

o ok

in that case yes sir, yes sir i have [do]

GOD GODDY · 07-30-2006, 01:10 AM

Yes and why did you have to bring that up I get seriously affected by those memories.

Shinden · 07-30-2006, 01:20 AM

i used to love her

but i had to kill her

....what

Vangulus The Great · 07-30-2006, 01:20 AM

I...............don't want to talk about it.........

Revolver Koala · 07-30-2006, 01:47 AM

she's buried right in my backyaaaaaaaaaaaahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaard

RTP9999 · 07-30-2006, 01:58 AM

It was in 5th grade. Then she moved >:

raven_tker · 07-30-2006, 01:59 AM

THIS BLOWS

ANGRY ABOUT ENGLISH · 07-30-2006, 02:05 AM

Some part of me is tempted to start swapping insane ex stories (in that "it's funny AFTER the fact" way, not "THE BITCH WAS AT MY WINDOW WITH A KNIFE" way), except I'd be worried if people topped mine.

Lovely Harem Ladies · 07-30-2006, 03:15 AM

My recent ex can screw herself up a wall until she bleeds to death. Then she can burn in hell. My first ex, I feel stupid for playing on her-she was hot AND asian. Damn those fucking memories...

nVGDlm_zk · 07-30-2006, 09:25 AM

I got me a girl who will stay in the kitchen and cook me eggs and doesn't mind my hentai and would attempt to draw me some and has a decent rack and doesn't look horrendously ugly and I love her.